There must be a reason why you don’t shower each day. (or week..month?) Maybe it’s because you prefer to sleep in a little longer in the morning. It could even be because you can’t smell your own smell, or you take some sort of sick pleasure in causing those around you to suffer because of it. Hell, i’m even going to go all-out crazy and assume that you suffer from anosmia..but does that really mean that you’d make those around you, who HAVE to work around you, to suffer in such harsh conditions? What kind of soap do you use? Do you even use soap? EVER? What the fuck dude! We can’t even breathe within 5 feet of you!! I really don’t give a shit about your lifestyle, or your reasons for lack of lather, rinse and repeat, but you’re seriously effecting the productivity of everyone who works around you. You’ve already been spoken to about this, so i suggest you start washing those sweaty balls of yours before you end up getting fired because the rest of us can’t breathe.
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2008.
It must be pretty bad if they’ve already been spoken to about it. Personally, I’d rather die of cancer from second-hand smoke than live forever surrounded by the smell of stank ass and balls.
hmm do you work with me? I have one of those stinkers here.. he smells like sewage. i litterly spray air freshner as soon as he walks in the office because i know its coming my way! P U!
buy him a bar of soap and face cloth tell him its take a bath day and its a gift to celebrate!