http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/1106235.html
Hilarious. So many witty comments came to mind but the ther website did not allow comments. I think the coast should allow comments on it jsut for the hilarity of it all.
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This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.


Bahahaha. I saw that headline earlier but didn’t bother to read the story, till now. I could imagine someone losing their pants in the forest if they were really drunkenly trying to pee, but still, it reminds me of those lame excuses you hear people giving for getting things stuck up their ass. I read an article not that long ago about a priest who had to go to emerg to have a potato removed from his ass because he was “hanging curtains naked and fell backwards into the kitchen table, which had a potato on top.” Ummmmyep.
molerat can you post the link for that priest story. fuck that just made my night…HA
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?…
I like the matter-of-factness of the headline.
Fantastic. Depends. Ha! Love the story about the Vicar too. Gold. Or Yukon Gold, like the potato.
Man, some of these geniuses are lucky they didn’t pick up a darwin award…. he must have been sleeping at the time and missed em.
He’ll get em next time.
I mean… how drunk do you have to be to think that was a GOOD idea?
Priest stretching his corn-hole for the next large alterboy?
wow.
And it kinda makes you wonder how many of these crazy incidents go unreported….