So I’m sitting at the theatre, laughing my ass off at The Change Up, and it spanks my face…. I can’t quite place the stench. I know I’ve been acquainted with it before. As my girlfriend gets up mid-movie, I see them. Your RANK balance makers. Bare, out of shoe, posing on the armrest through the space in the seat like a fungal growth hanging off a tree. Next time you go to the theatre please realize that after a day in a shoe feet can’t be gorgeous or clean. Keep them in the shoe and out of my face! —Never Understood Foot Fetishes
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
My feet are fine at all times….even when being in a shoe/sneaker all day! ~ There is one guy that attends my gym and when he takes off his footwear the entire locker room dies……..it is so rank that the stench wafts into the work out area…….I am not making this up!
it wouldn’t be his feet if he washes on a regular basis, it would be his shoes
‘s fucked up.
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Fuck did you say anything to him? I would have
Movie theatres, or live theatres, are hot spots for SETs.
OB, black permanent markers. Works every time 🙂
o.p., you lucky they weren’t sneaker feet. theywill gag a maggot.