Whenever something bad happens, we look for the silver lining, and I have spent so many years doing this, I can’t seem to see the clouds anymore until they’re raining shit all over me.
Your giant steaming pile of crap is finally gone, and the silver lining is your madness allowed me to start to fix a relationship that I thought was gone forever.
So thanks for that, you $^%#ing jackass. I hate you, I love you, I wish you well. —Nobody’s Gonna Get This, But I Don’t Care
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.
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