How dare you! I was all fine and good by myself, enjoying my life when you somehow came along and shook things up. You hacked into my encrypted heart and I haven’t been able to get you out. I changed my password numerous times but that was just no match for you and your tricks. So here’s to you, you stupid, silly boy, it’s gonna be soupy. —Whooda Thunkit
This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.


Being ‘chased’ is nice.
Most of my ladies agree that you should always let the men chase you and make ’em work for it.
Maybe I’m lazy, but I really do see their logic.
But it’s harrrrrrrrrdddddddddd. 😛
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/267…
Aw, gasmatronnnnnn! You’re in the perfect set up — you’re into an organized activity with people (including ladies!) that share the same interest as you! But you have to TALK! You’re so quiet, which is endearing, I have to say, but you gotta at least strike up a conversation with a lady!
Start out with a compliment and go from there! Just try to find a lady who catches your eye who also looks relatively chatty who can keep the convo going. 🙂
It’s hard, but you’re awesome, so GO DO IT OMG!
And therein lies my problem. 😛
orgasma… it’s uncanny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk