To the inconsiderate fuckhead who sideswiped my parked car a couple of days ago in you big black truck. I would love to take you aside and smash your face off your grill until you had an inverted “droF” symbol branded on your noggin. I scrape by as is, so why don’t you be a nick little shithead and slip about $500 in my window the next time you drive by.
—McDamaged
This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2009.
I sympathize, but you can take some consolation from the fact that he (or she) probably did more than $500 worth of damage to their own ride.
I’m curious about one thing. The paint scrape would tell you what colour the offending vehicle was, but you know it was a Ford truck, so you must have seen it happen. Why didn’t you chase the fucker down? I’m guessing your car still drives.
If your car is still functional then WHY do you really HAVE to fix it if you don’t have the $$$? I mean, unless they fucked up the door so badly it’s all bowed and shit, it’s more cosmetic than anything….not saying the situation doesn’t suck, but it’s not like it rendered your car non functional….