<pTo my parents: My brand-new king-size bed is not for you guys to have a romp in the sack! Don’t think that I don’t know you’ve been banging in my bed! That’s fucking sick! Four times in the past 2 weeks, both of you would come up from downstairs where my room is at the same time, looking a bit sweaty, happy and messy-haired! I can’t even sleep in my bed anymore! Who the fuck would want to sleep in their bed knowing their parents have been screwing in it? SICK! Thanks alot guys!
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2008.
Some parents buy thier kids luggage as a sign that it’s time to move out. Other parents take a slightly different approach it seems.
Hahahahahahaha
Ha ha, thats fucking hilarious. What, you’ve never fucked someone in your parent’s bed when they weren’t around?
If you can afford a king size bed…why do you live in your parent’s basement? I’m with Miles on this one…take the hint.
Too fucking funny. Hope the cum stains wash out. Bahawhawhawhawhaw!!!
Grosssss, lol. Yea I think it’s time to move out.
Then don’t sit on the couch, use the bathroom, laundry room, the kitchen, the den, the stairwell, the feather duster….You are in THEIR house. How the fuck were you made if they wern’t willing to do the deed. Think about that when you realise that they probably did it on the dinner table too.I’m married and let me tell you, if the kids’ are away then it’s time to PLAY.Oh and don’t use a hotel because they have sex in there too.Maybe if you did laundry you won’t sweat about the sex.
lmao rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!! my parents did it on my 3/4 bed when i was 17 caught them just finnishing , btw op are you selling your bed on kijiji?
I’m guessing since you live in THEIR house, and probably pay no rent, so that makes it THEIR bed. All the power to them. Time to break the chains and move into a big boy house now. Or deal with it.
Ask them to change the sheets and then get over yourself.