sickening sickos

Nobody is trying to disrespect the memory of an actual dead baby. People who tell these jokes are trying to be shocking, disgusting or occasionally witty, but dead baby jokes have nothing to do with actual dead babies. Most of the jokes are just recycled from other, older jokes anyway, and cater to the high school/undergrad aged crowd that seems to get a kick out of howard stern-esque shock humor. When I was that age it was the same jokes with “Dead Hooker” and “Man with no arms and no legs” in place of “Dead Babies”.

Yeah, I forgot to mention that the other half of the dead baby jokes are recycled versions of old grade school riddles like “what’s black and white and read all over”…it’s pretty infantile humor, jazzed up with graphic depections of violence and sodomy. Not my cup of tea in the humour department….but it has always been popular.

Exactly…it’s just a joke. Like that last post I sent you Homie. I could have easily replaced “Homie” with “coyotex” or even “Miles” for that matter. Don’t take it too personally. 😛

Wow, Jim, I guess you don’t get out much huh?Here’s one:Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.Please note that I posted that “joke” for descriptive purposes only, and that I do not condone such jokes, nor personally find them funny at all.At all.Really.Honest.Seriously.I just don’t.Listen, man…

Seriously, they are not sick in the head – because they aren’t getting kicks out of images of dead babies. If these people actually SAW a dead baby, they’d drop dead themselves from the fear and revulsion.They don’t like dead babies. They like making sensitive goodie-two-shoes types squirm, because it is so easy and predictable, and thus funny to people who like their humour easy and predictable.Two different things. Why can’t the goodie-two-shoes types see the difference and rise above it? Who’s dumber? That’s the really sad part.

Q. Which is easier to load onto the back of a pickup truck… Beach balls or dead babies..??A. Dead babies,,, you can use a pitch fork..

A: As many as it takes to make a pile high enough to climb and reach the bulb.(Not an original answer. Old joke.)Total gross-out:Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup.A: A dead baby won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.Note that I do not find this funny at all.At all.Seriously.

Check. I’m keeping a list of people dumb enough to tell dead baby jokes (including myself), and another list of people dumb enough to actually be offended by something so ridiculous. I just KNOW you are cat-sweater people, aren’t you??

Ah, some people have SUCH class.

Comedy and tragedy are pretty closely linked. Nobody is actually laughing at dead babies….they’re laughing at the absurd and horrifying. I think it’s a survival thing- don’t you think that to laugh at the dark and twisted side of life, it sort of robs it of it’s power over you? Isn’t it much better to laugh than to sit around worrying about what life is going to throw at you next?When my mother lost all her hair to chemo recently, she and I would joke about the shitload of money she was saving on styling products and salon visits. Also, I would say that she had a “hair-don’t” instead of a “hair-do”. We weren’t laughing at the fact that she had cancer, we were dealing with it.”Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously.” ~Arland Ussher

Well what does that make you if you listen to them? next time just walk away and tell them off. if they are your friends, get rid of them they are sick

Excellent points BTW,,, Tasha and Qwerty…

who the hell are these sickos that take dead baby jokes literally? do you realize how stupid you are? the fact that you think people are serious makes you the sick one…..im gonna go microwave myself a dead baby now.