Dear co-worker who has an office by the bathroom.
STOP turning the fan off as soon as someone has left the bathroom. Obviously, if someone has left the fan on, it is for a reason.
When you turn off the fan and close the door, the next person has to walk into a wall of shit smell. It is absolutely disgusting.
I have confronted you about this, and your complaint is that the fan is too loud. And then you go on to say “how would you like to sit here and smell it all day”.
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? Do I need to give you a manual on how bathroom fans work???? If you left the FUCKING FAN on it wouldn’t stink.
So sorry if the white noise of hte fan masks the sound of people walking by who might catch you playing solitare……
—sick of it.
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
heh heh… Golgothan’s revenge waits those who dare enter.
ah,you poor baby, try changing a shitty diaper then. or getting sour milk from a baby spit up all over you. methinks you don’t have kids, and with those aromas, never will,you fucking whining little wishy washy bitch.
Sometimes after I take a dump, the fan needs to be left on for a whole week. Yep.
TMI, Q… But thanks for sharing 🙂
Maybe, you should tell your co-worker to keep the fan ON and CLOSE the door. It keeps the stench in and allows the fan to draws better.
Ohh no Puss, now you’ll never give up stalking Mr. Suit for me! I bet he has stinky dumps, too.
The best way is to quickly open and close the door about ten times to get the stink out and let osmosis run its course.
Q, I say” never say never, cause never, is a long time”
I bet he does, too…lol…
Your right, but most people are not going to give themselves away like that. They’ll run fer them hills first and say “it wasn’t me”
Well Puss, I’ll have you know that I have two very nice suits of my own that I can get dressed up in, if that’s your thing. I can at least pretend to be professional.
I have no shame admitting “it was me.” It’s all completely natural… fucking digsuting, but still natural nonetheless.
“Suit” is a figure of speech and no I’m not into them…Q
I rather have my guy dress in a great pair of ass-hugging jeans and a sexy-feel sweater. Yum:)
Ass-hugging jeans: check.
A sexy-feel sweater: check.
So when are we going to hang out?
Right now, I’m hanging my bra by, Niagara-on-the-Lake…:) and it’s chilly.
Niagra on the Lake? Can’t be that far away!
Cold? Pssshhh!
hehe, no… not too far, just southern Ontario. I travel for my work and I’m always hanging my bra and panties in strange places:)
don’t nobody go in there for ’bout 35-45 minutes.
I feel 5 pounds lighter.
So that was you…. nothing like walking into a wall of stank as soon as you open the bathroom door…. invades every air particle so that when you leave it remains in the fibres of your nostrils for the rest of the morning. Blagh…
Wow, Halifax is doing great. The Harbour smells like shit. Offices smell like shit. Spring Garden smells like homeless beggars. And now North End Halifax smells like dead people. What’s next?
LS – there is a big difference between changing your own kids diapers/cleaning up their accidents, and a grown adult deliberately subjecting others to other random adults shit smells.
And I have confronted her – it is deliberate. She doesn’t care that she is closing the door and shutting off the fan for the next unexpecting victim.
halicowton, you should keep an eye on this chick and make note of her “schedule”. Do whatever you can to develop your own schedule so that you can drop the stinkiest shits possible just moments before she needs to go in. Be sure to close the door and turn the fan off 😉
and I agree- changing diapers is like a lilac tree compared to having to inhale the fumes from another adult’s unhealthy defecation…..
Humm or maybe…. Throw a couple pieces of old sashimi behind her filing cabinet when she’s taking one of her 2 hour lunches…
…or fill the central shaft of her swivel chair with a pound of frozen shrimp. Then get a new job.
matches people matches…sometimes 5/6 of them, or in rare cases the whole pack
Omfg that would be brilliant!!! Shrimp in the swivel chair!! I love it!!
WHAT! Girls poop too?
HAHAHAHAHA