So my cat has disappeared, i really miss him, and I’ve done whatever i can to try and bring him home… Long story short, like a lot of people do, i put a top post on Kijiji Halifax.
Ill first mention how much i hate the fucking spam emails you get back. Also i hate the annoying non-English speaking fuckos who email you in search of friendship or love. “Hey stupid you are replying to a lost cat ad. Die in a fire.”
Today however i got a reply…
(Hello! The following is a reply to your “Yimmy come home!!” Ad on Kijiji:
“Hmmm, seems to me that Chinese restaurant is not to far from you.Just putting that out there.” )
Who the fuck says that?? HONESTLY??? Am i suppose to take this information seriously?? Because if i had any inclination, that sort of shit went down around here, i would highly consider burning building to the ground.
No, the chances of this stereotypical accusation about chinese retaurants is some stupid kids sick idea of a funny joke.
News flash stupid, you are an unfunny douche, who hides behind a keyboard. I wish i could force feed you every pebble in this now unused litter box. By like a typically inadequate, piece of garbage internet thug ill probably never know what kind of fucking idiot you are in person. Your life stinks.
–Douche bag hater
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
Them fightin’ words.
Contact the HRM councilor’s…let them know they have one more stray cat to worry about…it will probably take up another whole meeting of the HRM council !
🙂 you belong here…
other than flyers and checking the spca every other day (remember the short 4 day hold period before they’re gone for good) and perhaps shaking a favorite toy while calling out ….
Yimmy is it?
I think you’re sol unfortunately. keep trying, I hope you prove me wrong.
That’s why laptops have delete buttons.
cruelty knows no bounds…always keep an eye out for them lifesuckers
Sorry to hear your kitty is missing.
PS: Go Die in a Fire (GDIAF) is one of my favorite closers.
suck it up. ya gotta expect such things. dont take it personal….
Your cat has a new name now: Dim Sum.
Sorry, I love kitties myself, but you gotta have a sense of humour about it!
friend,cats is cats,when they want to come back,they will.was your kitty a male,if so,he is gone hunting a girlfriend for the minute.he will come home,ragged,skinny,but with a big smile on his face.be happy for him.at least he’s trying.or if a female cat,apply all the same,just use she.
paingirl,was that a refference to what i said the other day, about sending the strays away.hope not,i got 2 rescued pussies here right now,and no, thay don’t have two legs each,dammit.
nope ls, not my intention…i gots me a dag. 2 chats. and a bunch a crows that hang around