My bitch is simply this: Why the fuck do I care what Suri Cruise, Shilo Pitt, or any other celebrity baby is doing today? Why does the media force these children down our throats? I have children of my own that I love and care for, but I really don’t give a shit what dress Suri is wearing, what Shilo likes for supper, or that Violet Affleck is going to daycare
—Not Shilo to say I’m Suri
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.
If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t be so upset. You sound jealous.
Turn your tv off
Did you have a bad experience with a supermarket magazine rack or something? Who the fuck cares about a bunch of kids who will probably grow up totally fucked in the head because they had celebrity parents?? Cute babies can often turn to ugly, surly adults.
stop reading Metro.
How do you know all their names then? And it is all about Zahara!
Zahara?
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forget it, I don’t wanna know.
slow paparazzi day = baby update time I would expect.
It’s not like we have Hilton and Lohan to focus on full time anymore. I mean, aren’t they still on probation? if not,they should be.
Umm … it’s Shilo-h, with an “h”. And she’s the shit. Suri bores me though.
Whats with the names ? Didn’t someone name their kid Apple? C’mon ….
How about this for a name:
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee (Jason Lee’s son)
I was really raging when people decided to KEEP TALKING about Gwyneth’s APPLE 5 months later. I don’t fucking care.
Who ?
Where are you hearing about them ? -hint- don’t go there anymore !
I mean if these are your neighbors kid’s I can see a bit of a problem…but if they’re not, you might want to see a shrink.
Oh, perhaps More the OP is a magazine whore.
Fucking enquirer/national/etc… cheapo celebrity mags at every register. Hell, I’m ashamed to know the names of two of them.
Save your cash and care about something actually important.
Obviously a LOT of people (not saying I’m one of them) care about these famous tots, otherwise the magazines would not be paying photogs thousands of dollars for shots of them doing absolutely nothing interesting. Our society has always been obsessed with these types, and as long as people are buying the magazines, it will not go away. Ignore ’em.
Seriously, stop fucking watching ET/ TMZ. When I watch cbc news, I don’t get any of that bullshit.