Okay, aside from the constant negativity you give to my face when im outside, I also hear the things you say behind our backs. Do you really have nothing better to do but to gripe and bitch about what everybody else does? You judge me because my wife mows the lawn? What the fuck? I know you come from the 1940s where women cooked, cleaned and pumped out babies, but welcome to the future you old assholes. Dont you DARE judge me, my wife and I share the chores in our house and she CHOOSES to mow the lawn for excercise. I am not a bad husband, you are fucking awful neighbours, and my ONLY glimmer of hope is that for sale sign on your front lawn. Move the fuck out already and go bother someone else.
—Mind your own god damn buisness
This article appears in Aug 20-26, 2009.
My mom always mowed the lawn.
Tell your neighbours to go fuck themselves.
Beats doing the dishes inside a hot kitchen! Though if I had a house and a man I would be lounging in the hammock with a cold beer watching him mow the lawn with his shirt off!
Shitty neighbors are just about everywhere… It only takes one to spoil an otherwise nice ‘hood… When the Coast is done with the “Name the Sewage Treatment Plant” contest (see link) they should try a “Worst Neighbor” contest, where readers vote on the best bad neighbor stories…
http://www.thecoast.ca/RealityBites/archiv…
Oh my god, Floyd,.
That’s a friggin awesome idea.
next time she mows the lawn you should watch her while sitting in a lawnchair and drinking beer.
You could tell your pesty neigbour they are absolutely right about the lawn mowing…………then don’t mow the lawn at all.
I’d sure like to fuck that Pretty Kitty.
LWD: That’s just lewd!