To the guy who sits on the other side of the wall from me and spends all day pounding on the floor with your feet: you didn’t pay any attention when I asked you a while back to cut it the fuck out.
But guess what: I complained to your boss. So did a bunch of other people. Now your boss is looking at firing you.
See ya later, little drummer boy.
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.


Wow some “victory”…you got someone fired for tapping on the floor. You ended someones career because of a nervous habit they might not be consciously aware of…way to go! Make sure you don’t do anything annoying ever…Karma sucks.
I seriously doubt someone can be dismissed from their job because they’re tapping their foot on the floor … but then I could be wrong.
Jane, is this you?
not me