To the workers on Southpark and South, shut the fuck up.
You have been there forever, apparently working but mostly just leaning against things while checking out passers by. I don’t mind the sound of equipment as that means you are working but it is NOT necessary to be blaring country, of all types of music country, from your cars. seriously fuck off.
—Southpark Towers Bitch
This article appears in Nov 12-18, 2009.


and here i thought this was a bitch about kenny dying all the time, you bastards. screw you guys, i’m going home.
Seriously. Do we need anymore of these whiney bitches? New tag perhaps?
Holy shit not country music while they work. They should be flogged.
Instead of leaning on a shovel I lie my head down on my desk and doze.
The other day I was walking home on South Park St and saw a construction worker in his parked car at the construction site taking pictures of girls’ asses as they walked past. Classy.
I was going to say… I rather liked the smurf episode of SP recently…
now the lady gaga cover… not so much so in that case,
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOUTHPARK
There’s one fat, older bloke there who is particularly lazy and sleazy. I have honestly not once seen that guy do any work whatsoever. I think he’s responsible for making sure cars don’t go down this one already deserted side street or something. Tough job.