To my 17 year old punk neighbour: You come and go all evening long in your bumble bee car. Your subwoofers shake my house, and the speed limit is too fast for this street.
Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to pound or cruise in your own hood? We have to put up with you all week, show some respect! —I Hope Another Punk Steals Your Stereo
This article appears in Aug 25-31, 2011.
show you respect? you gotta be fucking kidding o.p., these little fucking shitheads don’t know the meaning of that word.
the only thing most of them know, is annoy the shit out of folks. now fucking tell me that i’m wrong, and you will be the one who probly are one asshole too.
Valid bitch, OB. My stereo gets turned down as soon as i turn onto my street. Not out of respect ,but out of fear of theft. You might as well paint a target on the side of your car.
A suggestion; perhaps if you had a reasonable chat with the youngster about the issue he might just shock you and comply with your request, not all 17 year olds are punks.
This is only valid if you live outside of the following neighbourhoods/ghettos; Sprytown, Darkside, Prestons, any and all public housing lice traps – then the following rule is in force – smash window of shitbox, liberally douse interior with flammable substance, apply heat source, stand back and record ensuing fireworks.
That’s real funny Baz you stuck up cunt. “Not all teenagers are punks, just the ones in these neighborhoods”
If you think those are ghettos you’ve never seen one, much less been near one.
I think setting a car on fire qualifies as “punk” behavior more than blasting music. They can put you in jail for that. Then you’ll meet some real punks, and they will punk you the fuck out quicker than you can say marmite sandwiches.
“I wonder if I blasted a little Elvis Presley, would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me?” Masta Ace
Dress up like your favourite Deceptacon and everytime he rides down your street, throw rocks and various other debris at him, while making high-pitched laser sounds (Peeww-pew-pew-pew!!). Call him a puny human and demand he tell you where the all-spark is located or you shall destroy his pathetic Autobot guardian car in epic mortal combat. Laugh maniacally for 5 minutes. Then, pretend to transform into a jet and “fly” away. After about 3 or 4 days of this, he’ll get the picture.
“”Punk” is often synonymous with “prison bitch” which may refer to a weaker or less assertive male inmate in prison who succumbs to the demands of stronger, more aggressive inmates who he is made to obey in a variety of ways; running errands, performing sexual favors, etc.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk
lol what picture will he get exactly, avast?
Is this the Decepticon leader, Norman the Robot?
(sorry, forgot the bad guy’s name)
http://hopeliesat24framespersecond.files.w…
I’m guessing?
LOL ahhh shit^^^
tommyjules you and macgaidheal should get together and procreate, the poor old police would be up to their ears in citizen complaints
megatron
I have a better idea baz, you should get together with yourself and procreate.
marmite:
“a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty and savoury.”
tommyjules902 I had to look that up. 🙂
there are a few of these dip shits in my neighborhood too and I think the reasons that the blaring crap music doesn’t result in stereo theft are:
1. these shit heads are SURLEY fused to the seats of these so called cars
2. who wants a stereo so shitty that someone put it in a car that cost about 50 bucks
3. it would smell like dope
4. it’s probably stolen
What is it with teens these days?
I am only a few years into my twenties, and can’t tell you how annoyed I am by the noise they make and total lack of respect they have. ( Shouting the big f word to your friend across from the bus stop with little kids around does not make you cool!!) My advice, if it continues, and they don’t listen, call the cops.
Whatever happened to just choking a motherfucker out?
they’re easy to pick out of a crowd……
the stereo is the only thing of value they own.
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/…
If they didn’t play their music loud and drive fast, how will anyone be able to see their mad driving skills, and awsome musical taste yo?
Oh my, how did that nail end up directly under his tire…..hmmm. Hint hint OP.