Fuck, I hate you lazy-ass people who don’t shovel the snow off your sidewalk. I don’t care if the landlord is supposed to do it. I don’t care if it’s not your turn. Fucking think for a minute about what walking by your place would be like if you used a wheelchair or a cane or had a baby in a stroller or just were stuck with shitty boots and an armload of groceries. Fucking awful, that’s how. Think about somebody else for one minute of your useless lives and go shovel. —Calling By-Law Enforcement
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.
What if the person who lives there uses wheelchair a or a cane?
Oops, didn’t think about that eh?
Good luck with wishing people were less selfish – in today’s society, it seems to be every person for themselves.
I so wanted to kick the living feces out of the nimrod driver behind me last Friday afternoon during rush hour – he literally had a foot of snow on his roof, hood and trunk with about two inches of windshield cleared off so he could ‘see’. I cannot believe the sheer stupidity and laziness of some people.
lol winter bitches are in full effect.
Imma start a pool on when the first parking ban bitch’ll be up…
I call December 7th.
$5 buy-in.
Thank you for constructively adding to the conersation, Hali, but the disabled person would have to make another arrangement to have their portion of the sidewalk cleared, as I did when I owned a house in PEI.
Having a disability isn’t an excuse for being a shitty neighbour.
unfortunately, people are people. and will never change. too bad that some didn’t get a memo about snow removal from in front of the houses. but there could be underlying reasons why it is still there. maybe they are not there, on vacation maye. maybe they are infirm, or sick? maybe they are in hospital, or even dead, and never had a chance to turn lights off at home. i have seen it all be one of those ways. and the last one, maybe they are just too fucking lazy or stupid, to use a shovel?
This is almost as bad as the people who only clear out half their driveway and park the ass end of their shit mobiles on the sidewalk.
People do this while turning and it bugs the shit out of me, so instead of walking behind the vehicle, I always walk around in front. Pisses them off because they have to wait for my [intentionally] slow ass to move.
People suck, and I’m all riled up today. Let’s hope the next bitch today’s written by a SET. I need someone to bitch at.
You can bitch at me PK:)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlgm9u_ka…
That wasn’t meant as a shot at you, just felt like it applied. Hope your not having a case of the Mondays 😛
Nah, I’m actually not pissed off today, more like…. well all riled up and ranty and most of my rants have to do with people who don’t know how to do their jobs and bitch at me when I won’t do it for them. 😀
I’ve got a good one for our next summit.
Pfft…Don’t be so ranty. Quit yer bellyachin’ and get back to work already, PK! j/k 😉
(lol…that’s me poking the bear with a very lonnnnnnnnng stick)….(and..Wow. That sound a lot dirtier than I intended…I’m shutting up now)
Here ya go, PK
http://www.gtfo.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010…
Yeah well by-laws don’t trump my rights outlined in the Canadian Charter! I have the freedom of expression and refusing to shovel the sidewalk in front of my home is my way of protest! It’s not my fault you don’t understand me, get off my back you right-wing jerk!!
Jk 🙂
Is there a date set for that summit PK? Location? Details let’s go!
18th of december?
It’s a sunday and it’s after a couple of us are finished work for the holidays.
Does that work?
Yeah that should work. I promise not to get piss drunk the night before and miss it again. Lunchtime?
OB, tell those handicapped wheelies and stroller moms to get a plow installed.
Wheelie – give me 10 minutes to top up my egg-nog with London Dock and disconnect my work phone. kthnxbai
Everybody on three
1..2..3…
GO FUCK YOURSELF SEBFUCKTARD
Yeah, we usually convene around noon.
And I don’t count on people coming who say they are because I’ve been so sorely disappointed in the past. *sigh*
The 18th sounds good to me. I still have to work most of the next week though. T_T
so long as you’re there PK 😉
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Those hanidicapped wheelies
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I could cut glass with my nipples right now, Sebbie…
You
Make
Me
So
Effing
HAWT!
And hey!
I think I can make that date! As long as Sebastian and I aren’t in Sonoma, tasting wine and fisting, I should be able to convince the Girl to come with me to meet you guys!(“the girl” is NOT Seb. His nickname is the Dumpster)
Be nice to her if she comes, please. No jealous cat fights over me(PK/Rosie/TTFN and her funbags- I’m looking at youse!)
Oh bring Sebbie, WP. Wear him like a bespoke tuxedo.
…while I work him like a trombone puppet.
Done!
Too many people leave the snow too long hoping it will melt. Unfortunately often it freezes up and turns rock hard and then you know they won’t do anything with it.
“Think about somebody else for one minute of your useless lives and go shovel. ” Lulz
Ah PK I may or may not have seen you (hint: I did) in the eating area of the building where you do the things you do on the daily.
Where that cunty tool man who calls out the meals is … I have an abject hatred for him and one day I may snap and toss my booster juice at his nasty mug.
… but yeah saw you sauntering off into the distance … in time I’ll make a visit. All in due course, lol.
“promise not to get piss drunk the night before” … the key is to be piss drunk during. Duringgg, that’s key.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi…
Ah! Thanks Yahoo, you’ve answered all my questions!
I am not certain what is more disturbing, people that know about trombone puppets, or the fact that they exist.
Can’t help it, GV! 🙂
Sebbie makes me so HAWT with his Nazi sturm-und-drang-pooper-trooper spiel.
The best part is my hands are like two 15lb hams from pushing the wheelchair for 20 years.
Wait.
They *exist*?!
ew.
I hear he’s getting his own Talk Show on Oxygen next spring:
http://bkpforums.com/phpUpload/2/rutles.jp…
Btw, OP, I feel sorry for you. I didnt know it was possible to be in a wheekchair with a cane, crappy boots, lugging groceries while pushing a baby stroller. If you are capable of doing all that, i would have guessed that a little bit of snow on the sidewalk is fuck all for you.