You were the best reason to come back to the bar Tuesday night but I didn’t get the nut up to come keep you company. Stylish, red hair, septom piercing, what’s not to pique a guy’s interest? Come back in sometime – if I see you, I’ll make the effort to find out what you’re all about —Kicking myself in the ass
This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2013.


Ah… shy, unconfident inhibited first impressions…
That’ll send her racing back to the bar.
swing and a miss.
Septum piercing? Cuuuute.
Gag.