To the person who took a dump in the entryway to my store very early on Sunday morning… fuck you! I’m not sure if you were a homeless person, or just drunk, but I would really like to know why you felt the need to, not only shit in our entryway, but smear it all over the front door of the small business I work for. Maybe you just had to go, but there are several empty store front entryways all along the street, and you chose to do it in one of the only ones along the street that is occupied. Not only do you disgust me, phantom pooper, but the half hour early I arrived to work was supposed to be spent having a brunch, something I was unable to do because I was cleaning your shit off the door for half an hour. Thanks asshole. I hope you have to clean shit off your front door someday. —A Disgusted, Disgruntled Retail Worker
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
Is this the same same shit? I hope so.
i do to tommy, otherwise we have a shitting bandit on the loose
just look for the douche walking around with a roll of toilet paper….
wait, on second thought, if they’re walking about shitting on stoops, something tells me they don’t really care about hygiene…
so scratch that, look for the person with a hand full of shit residue.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g250/j35…
OP, now I am starting to wonder which restaurant downtown gave people the trots and had them shitting up Barrington. Hmm….which one on Argyle….
lol @ Mallrats pic. Ever shit handed someone before zZz? That’s for extra special occasions.
Maybe it’s a food critic grinding out another review.
Yep, this would be #2.
OP, i hope you put in for the extra pay.
I have not tj,
though I’ve smelled some people rank enough to know not to shake THEIR hand…
pretzel or no.
http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss294/s…
lol 2 for 2 zZz
wow.. you sure pissed off one of your customers…