To the disrespectful bitch of a kid on the #2 yesterday afternoon: The only thing keeping anyone on that bus from slapping you in your time-wasting mouth was the legal mess that would come with it. No one is ever in the mood for a bratty tween attempting to intimidate and provoke complete strangers on the fucking bus. Especially after work. It took all my strength not to just push you out of the way when you repeatedly blocked my path and tried to make me say, “Excuse me.” Then you yelled something but I was too deaf with rage to hear it. And then you shoved the girl behind me down the aisle? What the FUCK!? I really hate how kids can get away with this bullshit, especially on a densely packed metro bus. After swallowing a lot of anger, all I can do is hope that one day you run into a less-than-peaceful commuter who just got fired and is willing to do the time. —Bus Passenger #38426
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2011.


Did anyone bother to try and tell the driver about how this little ignorant, waste-of-an-embryo was acting? They, (the driver), could have kicked them off…all nice and legal like.
If the little shit pushed someone: that’s assault and the cops should’ve been called.
I’m sure there were plenty of witnesses and those who would block the little kunt from getting off the bus to make an escape.
not to mention the fact that most, if not, all the buses are now fitted with cameras to help deal with just this type of situation. Assault charge WITH photographic evidence…not that it matters much, as judging by the OP’s post the little twit was probably a minor and therefore a young offender…slap on the wrist at most…(but that’s another post)
It’s ’cause their momma gave them a hug when they were little instead of reprimanding them when they went to smack another commuter.
Right PK?
THIS IS WHAT YOUR KIDS WILL GROW UP TO BE LIKE. Please smarten up.
I would have headbutted the little cocksucker. Or bag tagged him with my knee.
sometimes, you just wanna throw these assholes under the bus, instead of on. while most of my trips have been uneventful, there are a few that i recall. bratty kid wanted to suck tit, about 12 or so, and made quite a scene for mommy dearest. then there were the two yell/talkers on cel phones, fuck i wanted to whack them both. and a turkey that was talking all about his coke deals to some little bit of cunt, trying to impress her. where are the cops when you need one.
LS. Seems like you have some pent up rage. I like that. OP, Try and make it look like an accident.
You know what I mean.
Speaking about shitty kids. I saw one over in Wesphal last Saturday afteronn with a hoddie up and a bandana covering his face. Must be pollen season or one butt-fugly kid.
Teenager won’t move out of your way? Don’t hit them or push them with your hands. Simply walk through them as if they were a hologram.
Some kids/adults actually deserve a beating. And I’m a frigging pacifist…
Teenagers are far from being the acme of creation and most grow out their sociopath phase but there are some whose abhorrent conduct could turn Gandhi into Buford Pusser, which I would gladly pay to witness.
I do that, sodeypop. Little mufuckas won’t move after saying excuse me then NGF walks through like a donair platter is 5 feet away.
I’d like to see those shits on the bus fuck with NGF.
Heh.
Taser them. Heck, taser them all for being stupid enough to even get on welfare transit.
Don’t worry, just imagine what little shits the generation after this will be like. They’ll get it back double.