It pisses me off that with all the fucking lackies working for the candidates in the up coming election, wether paid or volunteer, there is not enough intelligence among them to create a decent campaign ad that DOESN’T just bash the other candidates. What the Fuck? This is the level of competence we get to choose from???? NONE of the candidates, in my opinion, are capable or competant enough to run the country. Gonna be a stress ful voting day…..please people, do the right thing….whatever it may be!
This article appears in Sep 18-24, 2008.


If I ran for office I would litter the community with pamphlets saying my opponents want to take your children to their ginger bread house, then have my graphic designer friends photoshop his head into a pic of someone inviting youths into a gingerbread house. Probablly from a Hansel and Gretal book.