If I literally have to read another bitch written by a dog, I’m gonna scream. Dogs can’t write bitches. Stop writing bitches in a dog’s voice. “I’m the Chihuahua that walked past you, woof woof.” Get a freakin’ lifffffffffffeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Sick of This Shit, Pick up Your Dog’s Shit and Stop Acting a Fool
This article appears in May 5-11, 2016.


Something tells me that you didn’t literally have to read anything OP. If someone is forcing you to do things against your will, you should scream regardless of your reading material. One more thing, what’s wrong with a little creativity? I’m still waiting for a bitch written by a rock.
I’m a cat.
Leahey finally let the shithounds loose.
Arf, Arf, pant, pant.
Why is it that people, mostly under the age of 25 from what I have observed, use the word literally whenever they want to emphasize something?
Please learn what the difference is between literally and figuratively, and you will sound like a person with a bit of an education.