We passed today – you on your way out, me on my way in. You had a ball cap on, some scruff and really nice eyes. We did the polite half smile when we made eye contact but I really wanted to stop you and make up some reason to talk to you. So… Hi. —Sad Stad Goer
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2013.


You know you need the gym when you’re as big as two ships.
When they are the size of tankards they’re in deep trouble;a sub class of humans.
*Another attempt at humour folks*