I saw you with your way younger toy on the Mumford Rd bus! I saw how shifty-eyed you both got when I stepped on the bus and sat right in front of you. I saw you reach over to their pocket and do something to them with your hand. When you noticed I wasn’t going away you moved to the back of the bus. Both you and your young friend (I’m thinking underage) were both nervous and kept shifting your eyes an awful lot which made me think that you folks were doing something illegal sexually. You were at least my mother’s age! 50-60 age bracket. You’re disgusting! —Can’t find someone your own age?
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.
Or he could have been selling drugs?
Your doing a lot of speculating.
Or she was of age and none of your fucking business and thought you were a creepy stalker.
OH and BTW leave the old Suckster alone.
Speculating yes, but I did see something similar recently to what the OP is commenting about..
There are a lot of people though that look under age and aren’t.
What pocket? Jacket, shirt, pants? Not too much you can do sexually with a jacket pocket. Butt (hehe I said butt), there is plenty that you can do when there are holes in the pants pockets :O
Maybe he picked up a teen-age prostitute, and they were going for some period sex.
BTW, why did you have to mention the guy was old? If the kid is really underage, does it matter? Would it have been ok if the “shifty dirty old man”, was closer to your age?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re awesome, hugo.
And we’re fucking not dirty old men, we’re sexy senior citizens. Get it straight.
Unless she was actually underage, it’s none of your Goddamn business OP.
=) Thanks PK
Reminds me of that Jackass skit when Johnny Knoxville dresses as the old man and makes out with his “granddaughter” in public.
OB are you jealous ?
maybe they’re shop lifters.
maybe drug dealers.
maybe a lot of things OB…but none of them are your damn business.
Unless she was crying for help !
or maybe you smelled funny or creeped them out by staring at them so they moved to the back.
might not have been anything o.p., just your warped over active imagination. but if there were something going on, and you are gawking at these people, then you are worse than the perverts that roam the streets.
bro tim, that weren’t me there on that bus type of corntrapption.
Jesus, once I hit 40 it seemed like everyone was underage, even the university tarts running around in their ugs and sweats. Is the OB over 40 too?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hgAsi8Ae4 is this alright op?
Without a few more details I can’t fairly sit in judgment of these strangers and their strange bus behaviour, as much as I’d like to.
I’d call them Classy Coots instead of Sexy Seniors…
Oh man, you just never know what’s going on with some of the gommicks on those buses out of Mumford…. if said shifty dirty old man really was fiddling around with a minor I am certain that no matter where he was from, he would not be doing it on public transit. Keep your stupid conspiracy theories to yourself OP.
Now pedophiles use public transit? Wow, those buses sure attract the slum of society.
There wasn’t any mention of gender until the end, as in my mothers age 50 – 60, so it could’ve been an older woman and some young boy. We always assume that the pervs are men, sadly most are, but let’s have some clarity.
Perhaps she was going in “their” pocket to reach for the life alert button to summon the scuffers as some nosey arsed quiff was stalking them.
Perhaps, as they’re old and on a pension, they couldn’t afford a room and thought for $2.25 let’s have at it.
Well fuck me senility has arrived – the headline was shifty dirty old man – retract previous rant.
hahaha Basil. Additional comments not needed.
It’s otay Baz. I used to say I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Now I get to enjoy the benefits of both without the expense of either.
You know , I don’t ride the bus ( I drive or Bike ) but I can’t help but notice a trend. It seems people who ride the bus just don’t know how to mind their own business. Why does what other people do on the bus matter ? As long as it isn’t happening directly to you then just ignore it, look out the window or something. Doesn’t seem like a hard concept to me but like I said I don’t ride the bus so who knows…
This means sebastian is going to start taking the bus now in an attempt to recruit young frosh, junior high and high schoolers.
I listen to my ipod on the bus and keep to myself, mainly. I kind of tune things out and just look out the window and daydream. The bus is a great place to “think” if you’ve got a great distraction from the noise (i.e.: ipod).
another paranoid little bitch who thinks calling another person disgusting..NO YOUR THE DISGUSTING ONE!judging others is so very shallow that it’s make one sick
It doesn’t matter if she’s of age. They should be openly mocked.