Thank you for not kicking me off your porch as I tried to find shelter while waiting for a late bus. I simply can not afford to have damage to my laptop as I am a struggling student. —University Gal

This article appears in Sep 12-18, 2013.

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  1. Stay off my porch too.

    Sorry – stranger on the porch = potential danger. This is not a sitcom starring you where everyone is expected to know who you are and what your motivations are. You’re a NOBODY to the person on whose property you trespassed.

    It’s not all about you. In fact, almost none of it is.

    Buy an umbrella, fool. And stop being a passive aggressive, selfish ass.

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  2. Oh i thought they kicked you off.

    They should have. That shit creeps me out.

    Seriously. Invest in an umbrella.

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  3. still and all. was kind of nice that porch was there when it was needed. (no ivan black robe, I am NOT a communist who believes ‘private’ property should be lotteried out to the homeless)

    I just think it’s nice.

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