Okay guys, we’re almost a week into December now. MOVEMBER IS OVER. Shave that ungodly thing off your face. Seriously. —No stache

This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.

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  1. Seriously, fuck off. If a guy wants a stache he can have a fucking stache. It’s none of your fucking business. If you don’t like it, too fucking bad.

    At least a stache is natural, not like the pounds of make up some women wear.

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  3. I’ve had a ‘stache since I was 17/18…. THis is now coming up on being there for 35 years .

    So unless you’re older than my mustache is…SHUT UP !
    IT ,nor do I, listen to young punks like you !

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  6. I don’t think she’s talking about the guys with actual ‘staches that keep them neat — she’s talking about all those Dirty Sanchez-looking bastards out there who got used to not shaving and now look like unkept punks who just don’t know how to groom (or don’t care about grooming).

    I had this very conversation with my dad last night. He looks like an unkept BUM at the moment.

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  7. OB, are you going to take off your breast cancer/m.a.d/l.o.v.e. button? No? Didn’t think so. I wonder what aspect of your appearance I should criticize and demand you change. STFU.

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  8. How do you know someone isn’t a police officer, gay leatherman, time traveller, biker gang member, etc.? They might have very legit reasons for a ‘stache such as the aforementioned career paths.

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  11. haha, i posted that once, before your time. the mustache is cheesy but lovin those boots^^

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  15. I hate staches. I love facial hair and a small well kept beard is okay, but staches just by themselves skeeze me out. They look good on the odd 40+ gentleman but the line between ‘creepy pedo stache’ and ‘distinguished feature enhancing stache’ is a thin one. That said when my boyfriend told me he was going to grow one for Movember internally I screamed “PLEASE GOD NO!!!” while outside I smiled and joked about buying him a stache trimmer (which I ended up doing as a joke although he admitted it came in handy). Why? because it’s for prostate cancer, something that my father, brothers, uncles, significant other, might have to deal with some day (God forbid) and I want to be supportive.

    And although it looked absolutely horrible on him, it was only for a month and I survived.

    But hey what do you care, you’re not dating these guys.

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  17. Me too, snoop. My papa has had a mustache since 1975…never ever shaved, so it seems normal. But my boyfriend with a stache was slightly… icky. But whatever, it’s over now, and we had fun photographing his progess. But I sure ham happy to have my young looking smooth faced boyfriend back. No more wisker burn for me!

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  20. I’ve got a Selleck-esque furball on my upper lip right now. I’m proud of it. There’s no way I’m shaving this baby off till it gets nasty.

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  21. that wasn’t even a segue^^kittehs! i don’t enjoy the stache or beard that stands alone. you look like a pornstar or in the case of the beard only, you look like one of the seven dwarves

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  23. Guinness? Priest? Arse? What? bahaha… choking on my vino… that was a really good one though – thanks Hugo.

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  27. Personally I find guys who are clean shaven to look more professional. The whole Grizzly Adams look reminds me of the Unibomber.

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  28. well i got both, and wil keep them. in my days of yore, i had a stache only, but then i decided to let the chin get warm in winter. nice little cushion too, for when i get bored and rest chin on knuckles. will be keeping til spring again. brrrrrr, it’s getting cold out there.

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  30. Lovin it Brendon >: ). SOBova ♥mouse ears♥ LOLcats and Maru’s Big Box adventures are a particular favorite.

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  32. And to be on-topic, I have a pretty fail ‘stache. I’m letting it grow for a bit to see what happens but I’ll probably end up shaving it before Christmas.

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  37. What the hell does it matter to you? If he wants to keep his stache thats his perogative. Perhaps he likes it. If you don’t, don’t look.

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  38. I like facial hair – it’s just those lame ‘staches grown only for November that I have a problem with. You know, the guys who wouldn’t grow one otherwise and shouldn’t. Now if you as a guy like your new stache – Keep it! and the rest of you fuck off. don’t date ’em (or kiss ’em) if you don’t like the facial hair

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