I tip my hat to runners, not everyone can bring themselves to dawn a vigulant fitness routine. The problem is that every morning on my way to work, I end up pushed off the sidewalk by mass groups of these runners. I have ended up with wet/muddy shoes all day, or in a few cases almost on the road. I have seen this situation continue with more then myself. I have seen strollers, and elderly shown the same lack of accommodation. Please start employing that rare concept of common curtsy, the sidewalk wasn’t made for just you. —Muddied work shoes 🙁
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2014.
My faves are the ones running with dogs, runner goes one way the dog the other, guy in the middle doing a face plant on the ground. good times good times…
DAWNING A VIGULANT FITNESS ROUTINE
“I tip my hat to runners, not every one can bring themselves to dawn a vigulant fitness routine.” Muddied work shoes
I tip my hat as well, or I would do if I knew what “to dawn a vigulant fitness routine” could possibly mean.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Stop. Wave your arms wildly. Practice kick-boxing (or do your best King-Fu impression). They will move. You will have clean, dry shoes with which you may go off to the library where you will borrow a dictionary to correct the errors in your text…
A murder of runners?
A douche of runners?
A smug of runners?
Just wait until the dirty hippies of Critical Mass have a sidewalk showdown with the spandex Joghadis.
It will be like I.S.I.L. vs. the Assad regime. Who cares who wins,; there will be much triumphal ululating and fricasseeing of the loser.
the common curtsy was sir walter raleigh with his cloak, no?
not to muddy the waters…. a wrath of runners, a rampart of runners
wave your arms op. or swing your bag around
A brief history of space and runners.
by stephen hawking a goober
Pull out a pommel horse and gymkata their asses!
Kick ’em.
ob, stop stepping off the sidewalk, and they will just go single file to go around you.
Problem solved. No more muddy shoes.
A smug of runners. Gold!
A curtsy to the smug of runners.
You should do something about the situation with more then yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqnMSo8jDGs
I love walking down the sidewalk with people coming my way, walking 2 or 3 abreast and taking up the whole sidewalk. Then i love their reaction as i refuse to give way as they walk into me. Courtesy. when travelling in groups, go single file down the right side ffs…its not hard.doesnt take much effort or thought process. stand your ground and they are GASP offended you didnt move out of the way lol. plus if its a runner, they only ever have one point of contact with the ground, gird yourself and launch at the first one to topple them over, then watch the rest of the pins fall 😀