I would like to apologize to the piece of shit human who decided that my turning left on a light was too slow and therefore decided to pull out and around me (as I was about to go, mind you).
I realize that your massive pickup truck and need for a fucking double double is ultimately more important than putting little ol me on a bicycle in danger, but it is actually the law to share the road. I highly doubt you would have done that had I been an actual motorized vehicle, and I am very sorry for following you and calling you out calmly on this behavior in the parking lot.
I would also like to apologize for not taking your flippant arrogance so well and unleashing a tirade of truly profane language on you and showing you my middle finger. I am actually embarrassed by this behavior as it gives all cyclists a bad image and I do try and be as courteous and respectful as possible. Next time I will remember that “you can’t fix stupid”, take a photo of your license plate and give the lovely local police a phone call.
P.S. Fuck you and I hope your coffee spilled on your lap, asshole. —Sorry I’m Not Sorry
This article appears in Jul 11-17, 2013.
Fuck ya!
you’re a vehicle op. And one vehicle can’t pass another one when they’re turning left or right in the same lane. It’s not even advisable to pull into another lane while turning for the purpose of passing. Switch lanes before or after a turn.
It’s not your fault. I’m glad you’re ok.