Drivers: I am sick and tired of you not sharing the road with me, the cyclist. You pinch me off the road, honk, flip me off, yell from your car window. Do you realize you c an KILL someone with your vehicle? Me 200 lbs you half a ton. I lose.
My SECOND MORNING of biking to work after the winter and I’m in the GD turning lane to go left and you are upset that I’m in the proper lane to TURN LEFT when YOU need to be in the lane to TURN LEFT? It’s 6am. Are you in that much of a rush that you speed by me into the lane and nearly hit my bike?
Most of the time when I bike it’s stop and go traffic. Are you all jealous I can scoot by you? Get over it or better yet … buy a bike, get off your lazy ass and bike to work/home.
Arses. —The Cyclist
This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2013.


Squirt bottle (or squirt gun) filled with brake fluid. Spray on car. Allow to ruin paint job. Laugh last and heartily.
you guys are in the way and it makes us nervous. it’s not your fault. This city is shit for bike lanes.