To the dumbass who thinks having a Swiss Army knife is considered “offensive”.. Just because you were someone’s bitch in jail doesn’t make you mine. Fuck off. — Lilly
This article appears in Jan 9-15, 2014.
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Start packing a Swiss Army halberd
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-So9hnmgl0PU/UTX7…
That’ll show him.
How often do you use the toothpick on that bad boy, op?
Here’s the whole Swiss army – Hup! Hup! Hup!:
http://www.crestock.com/uploads/blog/2008/…
How does a knife “offend” someone?
Probably some muzzie irate about the “illegal” occupation of Vatican City.
i carry a knife and am often considered offensive.
i don’t think the two are related though
Is there such a thing as a swiss navy knife?…a guy at work swears there is.
Yeah but some people take offence when you look at them.
Well Klyde, there is a Swiss Navy. They patrol the large Swiss lakes. And Victorinox, the company that makes SAK, does make a Naval knife called the Skipper.
http://www.victorinox.com/ca/content/searc…
I’m gonna trademark the fragrance “Eau de Offense”.
“The internet doesn’t lie” – Laura Secord, 1813.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3MX_Zaa_SB4/TKT5…
You usually known for picking winners, op?
Way to ‘stand your ground’.
You increase your chances of getting cut/stabbed by 80% if you own a knife.
Where are those stats from? Your ass?
“Yeah but some people take offence when you look at them.”
Maybe when you look at someone, Brah Tim 😉 Jk brah.