3 little punks crossing the street in front of me when I had a green light: i thought you were just throwing up gang symbols or some gay shit… but now i realize you were flipping me off (wtf was that anway). next time im gonna ram my civic into your weak ankles .. you bunch of bitches… go thoroughly fuck yourselves … YOU WALKED WHEN THE HAND WAS UP… OOO YA’LL SO BAAAIIID… go fuck yourselves.
—SGR
This article appears in Apr 23-29, 2009.
I’m much to spiteful to be in that situation, cause I would have scared the shit out of them…but hey, everyone has their evil side right…?
maybe we should start putting license plates on pedestrians so when they disregard crosswalk signs we can report them efficiently. maybe pedestrians should have to write a rules of the sidewalk test before theyre able to perambulate along our streets.
or you can just run em down with your civic, thatll learn em.
john “that’ll learn em” I thought I was the only one that said that…fucking awesome.
Running them down won’t land you anywhere, except in prison or on a bad conscience trip. There’s nothing you can do about the bloody little twerps, so just hope their gears get knotted up on the way down that hill.
it wont get you anywhere, but it sure will put a toothy grin of satisfaction on your face.
these punk ass gangsta wannabes we all see around the city are tiresome and annoying. thinkin they are all hard and shit. pathetic. hey, thuglifes, take off the stupidly printed 4 XL hoodie you bought at winners and pull up your pants. its not 1993, ice cube aint chillin in south central no mo, and ice-t plays a cop for gods sake.
I wish there were something between running people down and…not (and letting them continue to think walking in front of traffic with the right of way is a good idea). …some kind of warning.
I’m thinking a hood-mounted Super Soaker. …maybe with Zap-It ink.
…or…salt in a shotgun?
As much as I do agree with your annoyance and frustration with ill mannered punk kids who jay walk at will and without fear of accident I would like to understand why you think it is “some gay shit”, what about some hetero shit?, what is with you people who associate everything you dislike or disagree with as somehow being related to sexual orientation? The implication is that simply because someone may or may not be homosexual it means that they are automatically less of person and less of a human being, blah, blah, blah. We live in a day and age when it is no longer socially acceptable for this kind of bigotted rubbish thank you…
Lol. Get over it dude. It’s just slang for something bad. I know on my part, I don’t relate it to sexual orientation at all when I use it in that context, and I will continue to use it..
isn’t that what the horn is for?
I saw this same thing happen a while back and buddy laid on the horn. Sure got everyone’s attention alright….
Hmm. The horn works, but I was going for something physical. …and come to think of it, the people living near the impromptu crossing shouldn’t have to suffer the noise. (I guess that rules out the salt shot…damn.)
Hey, how about one of those boxing gloves on an extendable arm?
How the hell do you mistake someone giving you the finger with “throwing up gang symbols”? I can’t imagine any gang appropriating the middle finger as their gang sign. That would be way too confusing.
Paintball gun. Keep one on the dash.
SPLAT !!!
Use pink paint. With perfume or Old Spice. Be creative.
No Dogma: Not long after my sister was born (four years older than me), my mom and dad started going for morning walks together with her because my dad worked days and my mom worked nights. One morning while they were walking along the side of the road, this van going by slows down and the passenger sticks his ass out the window, mooning my parents and sister, then the van takes off. Next morning, same thing. This goes on for about a week until my dad gets fed up with it. He goes and buys a chunk of rock salt and makes up a bunch of little BB/Pellet sized bullets with it. The next morning on their walk he takes his CO2 pistol with him, loaded with some of the rock salt. So when the van slows down and the idiot sticks his ass out the window, my dad shoots him square in the ass cheek with a chunk of salt! My dad said that he could hear the guy screaming as the van drove off! Thought you might get a kick out of that with your salt-shotgun idea. 🙂
That story is precious, NW, love it! Kudos to your Dad.
Now if the front of cars were equipped with saw blades that continuously spinned, or maybe even a pick arm, you’d see a few less jaywalkers. Robot Wars is full of awesome ideas.
I like the zap-it ink in a water gun idea, only problem is they are more likely to sue you for ruining their cloths then anything. Sure would be nice to see though.
“Lol. Get over it dude. It’s just slang for something bad”
Slang words for something bad come from people thinking those things are actually bad. And in the same circular motion, encourage unknowing people/kids to then think those things are in fact bad.
It’s not just slang, it’s derogatory.
JMO, I’m glad someone remembers Zap-It ink, but remember too that it goes away. I would love to see someone try to sue someone over it only to find out, at court time, that THE EVIDENCE HAS DISAPPEARED!
ND that would be so funny. Judge Judy (or Joe Brown) would have a ball with that.
Ok I have tears in my eyes and belly aches from laughing at No Dogma’s comments and Never Wrong’s story fucking made my night!
lol 1fallingangels1…great!
…and Never Wrong, this should be re-enacted for YouTube. No-one should miss out on it.
If only that had worked for Bill Clinton…
“as you can see, on ms lewinsky’s dress there’s a … hey, where’d it go?”