I was walking down the street on my way to a function at a local hotel wearing a kilt. While stopped at a street corner awaiting the light to change two women approached me from behind. One lifted up my kilt and gave my now exposed posterior a good grope followed by a slap meanwhile her friend was taking a video of the incident with her mobile phone camera. I was both humiliated and angered and I still fail to see any humour in this situation. I turned to the two women in question and told them how fortunate they were to live in a time where it is perfectly fine for them to publicly assault and humiliate me. Had the situation been reversed I would most certainly have found myself being arrested, charged, jailed and made to sign the sex offenders registry. So much for equality…
—HalifaxGuy
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
That’s enough for you. No more today, k?
You are absolutely right. However, something about a kilt makes me lose my good judgment and I just have to have a tiny peek. Sorry.
I would have just grabbed their tits in retaliation.
You’re absolutely right although it is not ‘reverse discrimination’ – it is simply discrimination. You should have shouted ‘ASSAULT!!!’ instead of letting them squeeze your ass cheeks like a loaf of Wonder Bread. Other than that, all you can do in future is carry an attack badger under your tartan.
And, boy, are you right about women screaming bloodly blue murder if the kilt was on the other waist. You’d be attending diversity courses for the next 127 years.
You’re right,now suck it up and be a man like the rest of us.
thats why I wear shinny shoes, I get to check if your a true scotsman or not.
Assult is Assult and they were totally out of line. hope we don’t all see you on youtube but if we do at least you will know who to charge. good luck
lol andy tit for tat
You should have kicked them in the pussy.
I agree, doesn’t matter if you are a guy or a gal. doing something like that, it is criminal.
Wow that sucked.
Next time that happens stuff a glass eye up your bum hole. it was TTFN’s idea. Can you imagine the horror?
Dude, sounds like you’ve had a rough one.
3 bitches = one unhappy fella.
Personally, I think the tit for tat would have been the way to go though if they happened to be underage, you’d likely have quite a few more issues to deal with.
BTW, were it reversed, the only way he would have been arrested, charged, jailed and made to sign the sex offenders registry is when they complained to the authorities. This guy didn’t…. so Balls, it sounds like he DID suck it up.
IF they weren’t underage, I’d turn right the fuck around, pull up the front and ask them if they grope something else. To the situation as a whole, it sucks.
Doesn’t matter what sex you are, dude; if they touch you in an inappropriate matter such as that, that’s sexual assault, period. I’d have performed a citizen’s arrest, or at the very least called the police and given them a good description.
Zzz just pointing out how we view assult towards men.
read in different context…
gotcha.
TTFN… very funny! LOL
Inexcusable, OP, they should have at least ASKED if you were “Regimental” and then if you responded “yes”, they should have bought you a beer.
Thank God my other half wears his in our home where I can gawk and grope at will… mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, kilty!
Wow, Gidget seems like a prime suspect here now. Tsk, tsk, you tartan horny fiend.
Sue them. Fight it if you feel so violated. Don’t act like the victim and empower yourself.
Um, do you have a cell phone? Why didn’t you call the cops? If I was in this situation, I woulda went nuts! I don’t like being called honey and sweetie by dirty old pervs, but I can’t really do anything concrete about it. You got your ass groped??? Teach those she-heathens a lesson next time! They’ll think twice the next time they see a guy in a kilt. Geez, you can’t let people think our Scottish men are wusses!