Imagine getting your jollies at the dentist’s office. A certain person that I know of talks about getting off at the dentist’s office. When at the dentist office this male individual gets off by looking at the dental hygienist while she is cleaning his teeth. He feels her breath breathing towards his mouth. He feels her breasts pressing against his chest. The worse of it all is he gets off when her leg touches his. This person is a real SICKO and I mean a REAL SICKO. Then he calls up his buddy and tells him all about his SEXUAL FANTASY at the dentist. And to top it all off his buddy actually listens to this sexual gibberish. So this, I guess, makes TWO SICKOS. —What Next?
This article appears in Jul 26 – Aug 1, 2012.
You anti-dentite bastard.
Keptin? Have you been indiscreet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg1vzeuCVh4
Which are you the guy or the buddy?
Who gives a fuck
Not I Ivan. Although, it is a little unsettling that I recently posted about flirting with my hygienist and now this pops up. Methinks someone is out to slander my name!
Also, inhaling a strangers hot breath?! Not exactly sexy-time material.
“is this guy a dentist or caligula?”
LOLOLOL! You stinky-bum, you! Your Auntie eats rubber boots!
I just finished imagining it 🙂
where are my smokes?????
sebastian wears rubber stilettos.
it’s the snap of the rubber dam across his teeth that gets him, I betcha.
your uncle smells like elderberries Mr meaty !
Hay, I do it too. My dentist is so hawt, and he has a great smile.
What happens under the cape stays under the cape…
I suspect the OP was typing this one handed as he spanked his monkey with the other…..
I used to fantasize about my sexy hair dresser when she’d shampoo my hair. Her breasts mere inches from face….(sigh)….of course I was 13 at the time. Jesus, a good strong breeze in the right direction was all that was needed to ‘hoist the mast’ if you catch my meaning.
OB: Last time I checked, there was no law against fantasizing about someone. So long as he isn’t sexually assaulting her either physically or verbally, or exposing himself, there is not much that you, or anyone else can do unfortunately.
This guy really needs a 70s funky bass line for his 13 year old behavior.
I love going to the dentist office. My dental hygenist is a hard woman, barely says a word just to get in the chair. Moves the chair until I’m in the position where I’m all hers. This where she exerts her dominance, inflicting her will on my helpless self. She brings out the instruments, tells me what to do and when to do it. All this with my mouth agog unable to speak. I’m her’s and she knows it.
When she’s satisfied, she cracks a half-smile at the humbled man at her knees and leaves without a word.
Then the dentist comes in, sees what she’s done, gives me the thumbs-up and I go and pay the bill.
I could never relax enough to think sexy thoughts at the dentist! All I can ever think of is fear, and pain. It takes @ least 4-5 needles to freeze me. I can always feel the pain. Next time she said I can have the sleepy juice…small incentive, I guess.
dentist=drugs and plenty of them
Methinks this is a troll bitch, not unlike the “Red Subaru” bitch of old.
yeah o.p., i can believe it. the female that i get my hair cut by, always does the same thing. and she knows i like it. i have been thinking of asking her out, but i think she is married.
but damn, she does a cool wiggle against my knees. and as to the dentist girl, well why not, she’s most likely getting off on you getting off. so if it feels good, to hell with it. maybe she knows that it gives you a woody. and she gets a kick out of looking at it, when you don’t notice her looking.
and if you ever get gassed, who knows what might be happening for those lost minutes.
Is it me, or is it glaringly obvious, the absence of a certain one-toothed Bitch?
Lols
Wp
Ah fuck! He got in while I was writing my post!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Wp
If george didnt have a dental plan, he wouldn’t have ol’ chomper there, that’s for sure.
Oh come on OB, even Jack likes a nice visit with the Dentist.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=64…
Dear Penthouse Forum:
I was at the denist the other day…
My barber doesn’t do a thing for me, it’s Phat on Windsor Street, nuff said – although when he calls several customers “scumbags” I do chortle.
Hay Bazzer – He’s the man I trust the Ivan tresses to, as well. “I give you Numba 1 Maline hehcut!” Last time I was in I asked if he had any good imported beer under the counter. >; )
I hurr ya, on the “sex starved” part.
So what, the little freak has a crush on his hygenist. As long as he doesn’t touch inappropriately, he is only guilty of thought crimes. I get all moist when I’m around Ryan Seacrest, now there’s a tasty little snack.
and away we go again, see, it ain’t me keeping it going. small world, smaller mind, nough said here.
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see it aint me keeping it going
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The very acme of innocence!
Sherry’s husband get here yet? Do you guys tag team her, or what? Do you cross swords?
Wp
Nothing like eavesdropping on a telephone conversation, eh OB?
Ah yes the feel of her warm breath (through her sexy blue lace face mask),as we make small talk,the touch of her warm ,firm breasts on your arm ,the smell of her long ,brown hair ,the vibrating water pick ,the sexy way she tells you to open your mouth wide ,as you staring up at her beautiful brown eyes ,shes tugging ,tugging harder ,harder ,harder ,,,,,,,,,,and all you can think is that she is into this older ,balding,cut like a bag of milk,sugar daddy,hell yeah ,I got it goin on ,who da man,,,,,,as you are about to put the mentos in the coke ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you’re awakened from this erotic fantasy and jump a foot off the chair as she hits that one nerve ending thats exposed ,,,,
So just dont wear sweats to the dentist is all I can suggest,otherwise I got nothin ,,,,,,
(fuck I need to cut back on smokin)
Ivan – last time I went to Phats, birthday treat, I got a brush cut, he walked outside with me and told my lady friend “now he no longer look like a scumbag” she laughed!
Phat once told me the same thing after I got a haircut, AP!
Did he also say, “Now you leave look like movie stah,” too?
You know you’re truly a regular when Phat verbally abuses you. The ultra-light community in Kingston, Ontario now know where to go for a “guaranteed piece of ass with every haircut” cuz me Old Dad’s been rawking the t-shirt I gave him for Xmas
OB, the guy had a bet to see how fucking naive you are.