So there you stood, in all of your glorious, mustached perfection, smiling at me ever so sweetly while you waited for your coffee…which is exactly the opening I’ve been waiting for, and what do I do? Stare at you like a deer in the headlights and keep walking. Really?? Seriously….I am officially hopeless when it comes to men. I wonder if there are any openings at the convent, though I’m sure I’d probably screw that up somehow too. Ugghhhh…lol. —Hopeless Redheaded Idiot
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2013.


So you’re a Redhead, eh?
Interesting…
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NibNuRDJj2Q/UQxv…
lol Cap’n, i was thinking the very same thing!
OP, try not to put sooooo much pressure on yourself.
OP I know exactly what you mean.
If I like a guy I too am like a dear in headlights.Not knowing what to do or say.So I usually say the wrong things.If I have strong feelings for a guy,I begin to wonder why he would be interested in me.So I end up looking the fool because I say something stupid and don’t know when to shut up.Unfortunately for me, I unknowingly end up fucking up a relationship with a guy I fell in love with,before it could begin.
I’m an idiot too OP
We’re all idiots. No worries.
Lol@ Captain..and hrmet…I’ll try…but I really am hopeless.Can’t get out of my own way.lol
djgirl, you ‘member that ol’ Sea Dogs adage…
“Until you’re desperate enough to ask the Captain out, you’re not hopeless.”
And what Bastard Fish said, as well. We’re all idiots, so you’re really not missing out on much besides the ‘D’
well shit o.p., you should have come right out and asked me. i’m game if you are. i think you know how to get hold of me?
lacking, is that right, i feel for you. maybe you should have met the suckster awhile back/