Recently someone I know was injured during illegal activity and I have now been invited on Facebook to a fundraiser to help this person and their significant other financially? ARE YOU SERIOUS?! No! I will not come to your fundraiser and you are ridiculous to actually expect others to do so. What led to your injuries was against the law and you don’t deserve my hard earned money. —Voice of Treason

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  1. Oh, come-on….what type of injury & what was the illegal activity?
    No helmet while biking, or break and enter.
    Details, I want details.

  2. Usually fundraisers are put on by people other than the person(s) getting the funds… maybe your injured acquaintance didn’t tell anyone their injury was caused by something illegal, and this is just someone doing something kind without all the facts?

    What would make this worth venom is if the injured person is the actual one putting on the fundraiser…

  3. This wasn’t the double-y chromosome Gordon Ramsay wannabe who inadvertently discovered the flash point of hash oil was it?

  4. Well, if one of my friends, perhaps…. oh I dunno, got in a car drunk and rammed into a telephone pole…. I wouldn’t be so inclined to throw them a fundraiser. Heck, they can end up living in a paper box for all I care.

    Some illegal activities that result in the perp getting injured are shitbag activities. I mean, like, let’s say some dickwad gets his dick bitten off while forcing some chick to go down on him and he can’t work because he’s in the hospital getting gender reassignment surgery, essentially… well, again, he could end up homeless and I wouldn’t give two shits.

  5. OMG IVAN! I heard about that guy. Came stumbling out of his house all charred and shit. Guy has a permit to smoke dope because of his crohn’s, but tries to make hash oil and blows himself up.

    Smooth move, there, sparky! (c wat eye did there?)

  6. Fuck….why would anyone make hash-oil, when it’s easier to make honey-oil, and it doesn’t stink, but you can still blow you dumb ass to hell.

    Fucking moron + flamable vapours + enclosed space = explosion.

  7. v.o.t., yeah dude/dudette, i agree with you there. if some clown goes to rob someone, and they get the fuck kicked out of them, why should i have to help them? that’s like these assholes getting shot and stabbed, and then not co-operating with the cops, to put offending party out of circulation for awhile.
    fucking serves them right for getting their ass kicked, shot, or stabbed. and there should be no health care to those that do not help the cops.
    i am a firm beliver in you reap, what you sow. and i hope dearly, that these people get what they deserve, without innocents in the crossfire. my idea is that if you wanna fuck with me, then get ready for a body bag, or a long stay in hospital, to smaten you the fuck up.
    but the law can only do so much, and the courts are fucked too. thanks to the lawyers, murderers, get off with a tap on the wrist, but jay walkers, get the fucking book thrown at them. time to switch this shit around. get the jim beam type judges on the bench, not the political ones. time to restart the capital punishment thing again too.

  8. Wasn’t there a story out of Manitoba a couple of weeks ago about convicted criminals receiving government benefits for injuries sutained during the commission of their crimes, or was I just dreaming about the kind of Just Society that only voting NDP can give us^^^^
    No more vodka/Nyquil shooters before beddies for you Ivan.

  9. How do you get injured, enough to need a benefit, feeing other peoples’ parking meters?

  10. The benefit must be put on by the peeps he was dealing hash/dope/sh!t/whatever and they want his medium-rare arse out of the hospital to tend to their needs.

  11. But, PK, it’s the government’s fault! Maybe the government is throwing the fundraiser! 😉

  12. Actually, if it *is* that dude, it’s technically not illegal for him to use and possess, therefore not illegal to create oil, so that negates the intial bitch… but not the spirit behind it…

  13. Only in Nova Scotia…

    Hey, I was just minding my own business throwing some gasoline on this cross I’d planted on this black guys lawn…

  14. Probably got shot selling crack in Spryfield. Now they need to raise funds to buy more from their supplier.

  15. sebastard please pay attention. i already made reference to what it’s about. I know you feel it’s beneath you to actually fully read comments, but try it once in awhile. It will save you from looking like your usual douchebag self

  16. Almost as good as Richard Pryor explaining how he got burnt. He dipped his Oreo ino his milk and it went BOOM.

    Anyone playing with chemicals without training or supervision is an idiot. And this year’s Darwin goes to ….. Well it’s too early in the year yet.

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