I have read a few “bitch” notes over the past few months. One was directed entirely towards the juggalos who used to hang out infront of park lane mall, the other being directed towards the hippies in the commons. How these were actually printed in the paper for all to see, I am not sure. But, to the people that submitted them, how dare you. No matter how well off you think you are, and how you can look down onto people is just disrespectful. Whether you be a bro at a bar, a hipster at a coffee shop, a spring garden juggalo, a commons hippie, a puffy boot wearing rave kid, a keyboard warrior who never sees the light of day, or even those pub punk kids. We are all the same. Stop thinking your scene is better and just shut the fuck up. —Only Ringing Satan’s Oboe

This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2011.

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  1. Bitch I’m not the same as a Juggalo or a hippie. You sound like the damn hippie. I don’t remember seeing Juggalos outside park lane but I sure as hell would laugh at them.

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  2. Hey OB
    You need to get your head out of your ass…or where ever its been lately.
    THe Catlick’s through the efforts of the ‘da pope hisself’ cancelled it…must have received a call on the pope phone, which I’ve heard from catlick’s in the past, is his direct line from god telling…. telling him to cancel it.
    Which kind of fits seeing as iot was some other pope who created the damn thing in the first place !
    Its been several years now, & still no word about those poor souls in purgatory, on whether they’ve been upgraded to heaven…or sent to hell !

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  4. I just looked up Juggalos…and damn well fell off my chair. WTF? I have never seen nor read about those people before.

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  6. I like how OP segregates everyone and then goes, “We are all the same.”

    “keyboard warrior who never sees the light of day”? WTF man, I’m a lvl 85 ret paladin and also an avid mountain biker so fuck you and your tired gamer stereotypes.

    You’re applying the kind of attitude we should be having towards important and potentially explosive differences between cultures, skin colors, and religions to stupid little upper middle class western fads and cliques. Sorry but that’s really fucking superficial. (And when the hell did anyone bitch about “bros in bars” what the hell are you talking about?)

    No violent outbreaks here, I’m still waiting for the great hipster vs hippies war. And that juggalo civil rights movement is soon coming I’m sure. If some douchbag wants to paint his face and stand in a fog wondering how the fuck rainbows work then he has every right to do that, but everyone else has the right to laugh their asses off at how stupid he is. He wasn’t born that way, he didn’t grow up in a religion that believes rainbows are magical, he isn’t from a country where face-painting is the cultural norm; he’s just being a fucking dumbass and ten years from now he’ll look back and realize that.

    Also, “How dare you”? Really?

    We all dare.

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  11. … Hey I for one hate every “scenester” equally and i fought the germans at pearl harbour for my rights to do so beeatch! 🙂

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  12. OB, you would have gotten a lot more support if you hadn’t used poo tossing punks, and a bunch of green hypocrites, as examples.

    btw – how do you “ring an oboe”?

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  15. o.p., ever hear tell of a thing called fucking off, you did, good, then fucking well try it.
    don’t like what you see, hear, or read, then i suggest you find a big deep fucking hole, and crawl into it. but next year, you won’t have to put up with any of this shit will you? because according to some, the end of the world is coming. RIP ER’ RIP BOYS.

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  16. The juggalo’s seem to have disappeared from sgr. They had been out in full force for a couple weeks this summer.

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  18. if you’re so into letting people Be Who They Are then perhaps you should let the bitchers just Be Who They Are.

    Stop thinking your scene is better and just shut the fuck up… riiiight?

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  20. i am tall you are not
    these things i cannot change
    the world does whirl and so do we
    keep up or it’s for naught

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  21. Actually, fuck it.

    What about those pretentious gay people that are too gay to even prance into a scene? Toss them a public blog so they can cry homophobia when someone disagrees with them.

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  22. either aliens are at work here, or someone keeps deleting my fucking posts. come on whoever you are, this is the bitch board, leave shit alone for fucks sake. or we all will be gone.

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  24. I’m with you, Suckers. My posts get deleted by crybaby hypocrites who can dish it out but are unable to take it. It’s a bitch board. If you get so offended just go to Facebook and write about your life story.

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  25. I like this post, but I still don’t like the IMAGE these park lane PPL seem to think is great. The skeleton hoodie is like a halloween costume. Take it off already!

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  26. the post that was read in the summer about the people infront of parklane was disgusting, it pretty much said they were ex-cons and murderers and everyone hid their wallets as they walked past in fear of getting shanked for it.

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  27. ..I guess bitching should be relegated to PC correct things like: smokers , climate change deniers and right wingers you know the real evil fuckers amongst us 🙂

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  28. “juggalos” … ffs, where are these ppl? Can we go on a mission to find them sometime. I’ll buy doughnuts.

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  30. Donk, it’s not like it’s “where’s waldo” …
    they stand out like a supermodel at a star trek convention.

    I used to listen to ICP back in university… mainly because they’re pretty hilarious if you’re in a bizarre mood.
    “slammin mafuckers like Nicolai Volkoff….” hahahaha

    If we all were holding hands and cherishing everyone’s presence, there wouldn’t even be this section TO read… which you obviously do.
    You know what you’re expecting… then get offended when you read it?

    OP’s a n Rtard

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  33. What is “normal”, though? Different people have different interpretations of what it means to act “normal” in society.

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  39. lol And apparently big-legged women don’t have souls, either. (According to Zeppelin, at least.)

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  40. Life Sucks: I haven’t been deleting your posts… so I’m not sure what’s going on. Spooks, indeed.

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  42. so, bird, you are the new mod. welcome and have some fun. we are a weird selection of people here, and as such, have weird comments and ideas.
    feel free to drop in, and drop off a comment anytime you wish. we can say some very nasty shit here, and we are very weird in that way. this is about the only venue in town, that allows almost freedom of speech, and as such, you will see some dandy stuff here.
    we are the bitchers from hell, and as such, there is nothing sacred to us. hope you haven’t had a chance to talk to the one, who’s name we should never speak aloud here. or the one from way up in the great rotten north bay area.
    we can get pretty fucking crazy here sometimes, but mostly all in fun. there are a few that can’t take the heat, and should not be around. i, of copurse am speaking of those who write the bitches, and we tear into them for being the dumbasses they are, or because it’s a slow day.
    anyway, welcome aboard, and drop by with a word or zillion. and by the way, you are cute. i know the gang expected that, so there it is. hahaha.

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