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I walk into the elevator of a 2 storey building.
The doors close. Nothing happens. WTF!
It wants me to select what floor I’m going to??
Aagghhh!! Do I have to live on such a stupid planet? —Snotsmee
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2013.
26 Comments
You don’t get out much, do you?
PisP
it’s just programming. They aren’t going to reprogram how an elevator works because your to damn lazy to lift your arm and press a button. And if it 2 floors, why are you taking an elevator anyways?
No index finger? Me, myself, and I syndrome?
You are wasting valuable seconds!
Wow, really?
Stupid machines. Can’t think for themselves!!!
Careful backing out your driveway.
Tee hee Sonic Tee hee
And to think, you called me childish. Move on Harper, I have. We will never get along or see eye to eye, get over it man. And trying to turn your ridiculously stupid comment against me just doesn’t work. You said “It is against the law to “back out of your driveway”, you ass!!!” You were wrong and embarrassed yourself with such a silly comment, I’m surprised I was the one that noticed it. Now stop being a sore loser and finally let our argument die on the thread where it belongs.
I was an elevator in a 7 story building with another person and ,I kid you not ,the person asked how to get to the second floor.I shook my head and while biting my tongue ,I said ,,,,press 2.
So I guess i helps people like that .
(psst,op ,,,I think it for visually impaired,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now do you get it? Give him a minute ,he may have trouble grasping that concept)
To quote Bill Engvall
“Here’s your sign”
Elevator in a 2 story building?
That’s for wheelie to take, not lazy dewshes like yourself.
I come into the LTWWB page of the Coast’s website. Read a bitch from somebody complaining that the elevator wants them to select what floor they are going to??? WTF! Aagghhh!! Do I have to live on such a stupid planet?
Yes, it is childish. Isn’t it? Just wanted to hear it from your mouth. I am, and already was willing to let it drop. But low and behold, on another bitch post, here it is. Another childish “careful backing out of your driveway” dig. Everyone makes mistakes. If you let it go and not bring it back up again, I’m fine with that. If you wanna go the childish route, I have a warehouse full of childish we can go through, we haven’t even scratched the surface yet. I see now that the only way to battle childishness is to use childishness.
No more spelling corrections. No more grammar corrections. No more rude comments directed at each other. But remember, it goes both ways. The moment it goes childish from your end, it gonna get all childish up in here.
You needed an ELEVATOR to go TWO FLOORS? Yep, that is why you have that extended abdomen and the thunder thighs ……. ya ain’t helping yourself …… take the stairs before the heart attack and cholesterol takes you!
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Elevator in a 2 story building?
That’s for wheelie to take, not lazy dewshes like yourself.
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I’d let you ride with me, zZz.
<3
PisP
To all you mobile fucktards out there who give me the stinkeye if I go one floor on the elevator – are you so fucking self-involved that you don’t realize a person could have mobility issues? Especially if she’s using a cane? Since Hub-Unit and I started having serious mobility problems, we can’t believe the impatience and rudeness of some people.
Mr Harper, you pointed out spelling and grammer mistakes, I followed suit. You directed childish name calling towards me on several occasions. I however, never resorted to that. I also did not call you childish, I said, “And to think, you called me childish.” You came to your own conclusions based on what you perceived to be my opinion of you. I was also a child once as well, my warehouse has matured to adulthood so you’ve got me beat there. Either way I accept your terms as I’ve already mentioned this several times.
Over!!!!!
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Two floors!?Walk ya lazy bastard.
Your life is so hard. My sympathies.
You could always take the GD stairs. The only reason they probably have an elevator in a 2 storey building is for disabled people. I’m sure they don’t mind having to press a button, you whiney cocksucker you.
Avast, the planet isn’t stupid, just some bi-pedal life forms like the OB.
BroTim – I was pointing out to the OB how asinine their complaint was by copying the original bitch and substituting some words for my own. The last part about having to live on a stupid planet is what the OB typed verbatim.
But I agree with you.
Why were you taking the elevator for one flight of stairs?
The elevator is giving you the option of taking your lazy ass up the stairs instead of pushing the button. Sort of.. “Are you sure?”. Besides that building used to have a third floor but that’s another story. Hahahahahaha.. I kill me.
tee hee that’s awesome. But you gotta keep in mind that most elevator programming is more or less the same.
Having said that, listen to everyone else. You’re not only refusing to take ONE flight of stairs to the next floor, you’re pissed that you have to use enough energy to push a button.
Seriously op? That’s pretty damn lazy right there.. I mean wow.