Or is it just another fucking dildo-faced person with their dog on their lap? Yep, it is. Can’t even drive your stupid car properly because that football with legs is sitting on your lap. I hope you smash a cop car because your insecure fucked-up selfish mind can’t see that there is at least 1 other seat in the car, and maybe that dog could look out a window for a minute so you don’t have to do an 8-point turn to pull out of the parking spot (no joke). God forbid you almost hit my child again because you and that mutt can’t be separated long enough for you to go buy a hair brush. For fuck’s sakes, if you love the stupid thing so much get it made into a steering wheel cover, but at least make a modicum of effort to consider there are other humans on the road. —Sick of Selfish Twits
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2012.
Driving with your dog in your lap is pretty fucking far from being love. Please think this one out, citizens. Roooooooooo >: (
I dont think that the person is ‘insecure” because their dog WANTS to be on their lap while driving. its also not illegal to have a dog on your lap. And its not selfish, selfish to whom?? the whole world is selfish if you want to get petty about it.. its only bothering you because you have an 8 lb meatloaf with a mouth that shits and pisses all day long that you dont want to get hit. But i do agree that owners that are incapable of actually driving a car with their dog on their lap should have the dog restricted to the back seat.. im just defending drivers with small dogs who actually can manage to drive just fine .
I dont think that the person is ‘insecure” because their dog WANTS to be on their lap while driving. its also not illegal to have a dog on your lap. And its not selfish, selfish to whom?? the whole world is selfish if you want to get petty about it.. its only bothering you because you have an 8 lb meatloaf with a mouth that shits and pisses all day long that you dont want to get hit. But i do agree that owners that are incapable of actually driving a car with their dog on their lap should have the dog restricted to the back seat.. im just defending drivers with small dogs who actually can manage to drive just fine .
one of bro tim’s biggest peeves and mine too. good http://www.autobrandresource.com/wp-conten… bad http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/117373184…
My sister has a large cat that thinks it’s a dog, he loves car rides 🙂
I wonder how much love they have for their dog when Fido is crushed into a bloody pulp in the steering wheel or windshield when you get into or cause an accident. I can see the coroner now, “Dog guts, human guts, dog brain, human brain, hey look the dog has a bigger brain”.
is it a maine coon cat happy k? they are very dog like
“I dont think that the person is ‘insecure” because their dog WANTS to be on their lap while driving.”
First off, if you can’t control your dog enough to confine it to the back seat, then you should: a.leave it at home, or
b.not have a dog.
If you let your dog on your lap while you’re driving because it “wants” to, then you obviously have no grasp of the concept of the dog and master relationship and, therefore, have no business being a pet owner. What else are you letting Fido do because he/she wants to? “Oh I just let him lick that green, sweet smelling fluid out in the driveway because he wants to.” You may not realize it but your killing your dog with kindness. They are, afterall, only dogs and don’t always have their own best interests in mind, which is where you as the owner needs to come in.
Secondly, I would argue that it may not be on the books that driving with a dog in your lap is illegal, (although, I think it might be), I would think that should you get pulled over for whatever reason, you would probably get a good lecture from the officer standing at your window. It’s common fucking sense. You can’t possibly drive with an animal sitting in your lap at the same level of care and attention then if your dog was in the back seat/carrier/home. I don’t care how long you’ve been driving or how well “trained” you think your dog is. You’re fooling yourself.
And finally, how are you going to feel if/when your airbag deploys and your beloved lap dog gets instantaneously reduced to hamburger and a fine red mist? Well, after the EMT’s are done dislodging Fido’s bloody carcass from your face, neck and chest, you’ll probably feel pretty fucking bad, (pain aside), because you were too fucking dense to realize just how selfish you were and that s/he would still be alive if you weren’t such a douche.
Bro Tim, I wish I could “like” your post more than just once!!
go vastie go. i did some checking and apparently it’s not illegal, tho it might factor in after the *accident*. it’s just another distraction when you’re driving, operating a car should take all your attention
I agree that you shouldn’t drive with a dog on your lap. The one point that I take umbrage with your post is your point about your child, and how it’s the job of the driver to avoid said stupid child. How many times have I been 3/4 backed out of a parking spot (sans dog on my lap), and some stupid mother/father that just can’t wait until I’m done maneuvering, and thinks it’s prudent to walk behind me with child in tow, then give me a dirty look when I almost smush it. News flash stupid, I don’t give a rats ass about your soon to be entightled twat of a child. Don’t walk behind or in front of a moving vehicle, I don’t care if you think you have room, or if you are 100% positive that it’s you “right of way”, just wait the 15 sec (that’s probably an overly generous amount of time) it takes to back out and leave.
it’s a few deep breaths, worth of time
THIS IS SUCH A STOPID show is the Canada’s got Talent!!!! The last thing he was in was INNERSPACE, like hello!!!! that was 20 years ago!!!
and reading this just made me FREAK OUT.
I CANT HANDLE it.
Some people need to make a steering wheel cover out of their pubic hair.
..and yet they’ll put your ass in jail for having like 3 pints…
Yes, it is just common sense not to have a dog,cat,whatever on your lap. I don’t know why people do that but they do and it will take an injury to themselves and/or their pet to open their eyes.
Maybe the person has narcolepsy and the dog is trained to pull over and put the car in park. Bet you feel bad now OP.
I word: ‘Airbag’
It will snap the dog’s neck.
OOPS, that is more than 1 word, sorry. 🙂
geezus christ o.p., are you mad or what? maybe the guy had trouble holding the wheel still, and the dog was helping him? or maybe he was just, you know, fucking the dog, heh, heh, har de har har.
Did someone say “dildo-faced person”?
(kinda NSFW)
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that was very good sodey ✔
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My sister has a large cat
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Giggity.
Wp
Pets need seatbelts (they are available)…Fido is still dangerous when he’s loose on the backseat. If you have a collision at 50 km/h, each pound of Fido becomes approx. 30 pounds of canine projectile.
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There was a story a few months ago about a family that was in an accident, and their dog was loose in the car. As soon as the jaws of life cut through the car to free the family, the dog bolted. The family never found the dog. If the dog had been in a crate, the family would still have their dog.
And if people can get fines and lose points from their license for talking on a phone while driving – they they should lose points and be fined for playing with Fido while driving!