To the dick and his ego at that security company. Last night I was probally the oldest person at the T-Pain Concert. You check my bag and throw out my tennis grip.
I KNOW it’s not a huge deal but when I tried to explain to you what it was you looked at me like I was one of the 17 to 20 one year olds rolled your eyes and tossed it in the garbage and turned into a supreme ass. You let me keep my perfume but threw out TENNIS GRIP because you didn’t know what it was.
I can’t figure it out, are you just that stupid or is your head that far up yer ass.
By the way, great job keeping all the dope out of the all ages concert. I’m glad my crack (aka tennis grip) didn’t make it through. Idiots….
This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2008.


They ARE that stupid and their heads ARE up their asses.
Wait wait wait… you are going to a T-Pain concert and you call the Security stupid? You better have been there to see The Chef! WU TANG!
Listen, they get what they pay for. When they hire retards @ 8 bucks an hour, they are what they are. It is too bad that you had to deal with said dingbats. And BTW, WTF are or is T-Pain, never mind, just Goggled him, and I’m glad I missed it.
He’s an overplayed goof in a top hat. He’s like Nate Dogg without the G-Funk.
why did you have your tennis grip at the t-pain concert? just asking