Everywhere I go, every comments section I visit, some nut-job has inevitably been there before me with oh-so-infallible Republican Tea-bagger sponsored links to garbage like “Obama deception” or “The truth about how secret Illuminati bankers took over America”, or whatever the hell it was called.

Here’s the thing: I don’t normally follow up and read this kind of crap, but just for shits and giggles, I checked out the “bankers conspiracy theory” crap. I’m thinking that a lot of this stems from plain ol’ full-on blazing Truther fucking stupidity, but if you put their allegations about European Rothschilds et. al. side by side with, say, a particularly infamous piece of anti-Jewish script written by Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels himself in the 1930s, you get some interesting comparisons. By that, I mean, you get the same fucking document. Word for word.

YOU STUPID FUCKS ARE SPREADING NAZI DOCTRINE AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT!

Now who’s turn is it to “wake up”, Truther sheeple? Fuck you for spamming all that bullshit anyway. —Truth Hertz Doughnut

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  1. you mean you actually believe that saddam started this war that the states are still losing, and your kids are dying, for stupid reasons. hell, fool, if you believe in the gov. propaganda, i have some super nice real estate on the 6 th. moon of saturn i’ll sell you really cheap.

  2. That’s not the point LS. No one is disputing the US involvement in the Middle East is for the wrong reasons, but to take it to the silly extreme and use unfounded conspiracy theories is just ignorant.

  3. Conspiracy theories are mythology for the weak minded.
    But I’m willing to bet that the home burned DVD that the guy from the donair shop loaned you, really raised some pertinent questions about 9-11, didn’t it?

  4. naw, you just have to as Xenu, the tyrant ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy.”

    duh…

  5. Conspiracy theories are bullshit. The “truthers” just go anomaly hunting. They find a shitload of factoids from a number of different sources credible or not, then they string them all together and fill in the gaps with their imaginations. Gullible people will buy it. They confuse correlation for causation all the time, and even when a “fact” they use in their inane argument is debunked, they still use it. They either don’t understand the basic principles of science and logic or they don’t care. And anyone who has evidence to the contrary is just “part of the conspiracy”.

    Personally, I think it takes a lot of gall to call yourself a “truther” when what you’re really doing is distorting the truth to fit your theories.

    Deluded or dishonest?

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