To that high-pitched bitch of a barista who is so incredibly annoying, take your voice down a notch! I’d go to the other coffee shop to avoid you but I’d still hear your screeching yelp “NEXT!” from across the road.

— Damaged Eardrum

This article appears in Apr 2-8, 2009.

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  1. How hard is it to smile and say next, what can I get for you? I’ve done it, it’s easy. You also get better tips! I don’t get some of the people who work at coffee shops. Next! Then they give you the death stare. If you do not like serving coffee please find another job. Flip burgers, it most likely pays around the same.

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  5. I wonder if its the same Squeek that works at a certain super grocery chain near kempt road?

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  7. I love that squeek at the certain super grocery chain, ustwess. We bitch when cashiers are assholes, but she’s the nicest employee they have there. So why bitch about her? Because she has a high-pitched voice.
    Jesus. You people will never be happy with anything.

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