I see you almost every day. I walk by the shop where you work and say hi. You give me the same wary smile every single time.
I used to see you laughing with Mama’s bagel nerd… I would wonder what he said to make you laugh so loud. Last week, I tried to talk to you on your smoke break. You said that on your iPod was Ariel Pink. You laughed when I asked what that means. Then you left. It made my day and it made my heart ache. I can think of something more clever. Let me try again. —Small black t-shirt please
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.
They should do a reality show for all the Scotia Square “hook-ups” or “match-ups” that go on.
can I cameo? 🙂
it would be more entertaining than what’s on now…media slut kate and her 8 spawn. yuck
and those jersey morons…
and the kardashitheads….
so much crap to wade through.
I really wonder who this is about. Meep.
you likely know Trink….
you just don’t know you know…. ya know?
I’m not so great at this whole secret identity thang. ;(
Weird… hey Trinket, that sexy nerdy chick who works there still available? Sure I’m all the way out west now, but I’d be back in a heartbeat for her! That, and a good job that pays the same as I’m making here… hey, it’s possible, right?
And not to brag, but I got TWWWOOO PSSTs about me a few months ago!
nope dude you fucked up your chance looother 🙂 ariel pink : the coloration around a womans nipple ?
I’m pretty sure that sexy nerdy chick was never available, q. 🙁
is the sexy morning cashier chick?
};-)
Define “available”. :p
Not even available for all the spare pennies, nickels, and dimes floating around in my pockets? Would make for a nice $0.73 in tips!
🙂 oh my…
well that’s not a ‘no’….
Everyone at MG’s was trying to figure out who this was about today. Hee.
And no, it’s not a no. 🙂
…But it’s not a yes either.
how very intriguing….
I am a very intriguing person, dontcha know! ;D
oh, there’s no doubting that.
};-)
Ariel Pink is a band from California. If it had anything to do with nipples, it would be Areola Pink. Sheesh.
Okay. Crap. So, I’m the one with the hair. I’m a bit embarrassed… seeing as how i don’t really like much attention. The weird thing about this, is that I remember the conversation, but not the person I was talking to. Black Shirt, I’m sorry that I shunned you when you made me take my headphones off. It’s just that most of the people at Scotia Square, Well, they kinda scare me. I didn’t mean to be rude. I should also mention that actually, I Do Have a boyfriend. Which is probably for the best… I have a feeling you would be sorely disappointed to find out what a nerd I really am. Um, That was nice though, Thanks anyway.
Yeah dude. And wait, was I bagel nerd? You know, boy with that lame heart on his hat.
I’m so a nerd though, you were right, but my buddy here is pretty damn awesome. Which is why she’s got a boyfriend. Anyway, I’m kind of psyched you got one lady, you rock! Yea!
Nerdy chicks are hot! And a lot of them are actually decent lays.
Woohoo! I called it. I should have placed bets on this. Totally called Lovely as the “bagel nerd”. Olols. 😀
I feel oddly accomplished.
I got a psst once too, a long while back. In that case it was a little more forthcoming in the who sent it dept… As to black shirt, I ‘m still clueless.
You have to be bagel nerd. I don’t talk to anyone else. & Thanks, I guess. You really are lovely.
Well fuck Boggles, you must be doing something right! Your boyfriend must be one lucky guy, but I bet I know of a particular poster here who could make you an even luckier girl…
Oh, and did I mention that I got TWO PSSTs a few months ago? I’m just that drop dead sexy.
oops, I think the school bell is going to ring, we’d better all get to our classes…
🙂
and remember… what happens under the slide… stays under the slide.