You came in looking for Scooby Doo plush toys because “you have a scooby doo fetish” and wanted something nice for your lovely because she did well on her midterm. I just have to tell ya you’re the most adorable thing I ever did see, really made my night.
P.S. Your girlfriend’s a lucky gal. —Awkward Girl in Candy Store
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.