Oh professor,
I’m sorry, but you’ve been starring in my dreams! Now I can’t even look at you! Though I did catch a glimpse of your biceps last week. Oh, man. Hurry up semester and end already… I can’t be around you without giggling. —Please, Please, Just Marry Your Girlfriend Already

This article appears in Nov 29 – Dec 5, 2012.

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  1. I had a prof like that. Then I saw the pit stains on his shirt and the giggling stopped because of the gagging.

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