I’m an adult in so why the fuck are you holding up your stupid little sign for me? I cross the street at that corner all flippin summer without you. Also it’s 2pm so why didn’t you go home after looking after the children? Are Crossing Guards now working 8 hour days or is it a new thing in The Passage? —Stop Treating Me Like a Child

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  1. You sound like a child. Get a similar sign and use it. Then the crossing guard will be confused and not assist you in crossing the street.

  2. I love it when crossing guards help me across the street. I’m way too old for it, but for just a second I feel coddled and looked after.

  3. I feel silly having the crossing guard hold the sign as a I cross but if this was the only thing that soured up your day, consider yourself lucky.

  4. Because it is their job. So Mr or MS Big Shot what do you think the headlines would be in the papers if you get fucking hit on their crosswalk and you or your estate sues everybody. Quit being a fucking douchebag. They are responsible for that crosswalk while they are there. They work the hours described and have to be there before school gets in or out.

  5. They are obliged to help the general public not just children. So use your energy to worry about something that matters.

  6. from what i understand, they have to stay around, in case a kid has to go home unexpectledy. that’s what i have been told.

  7. This is an issue why? So if you are at the crosswalk at the same time as some children, should you be responsible for everyone? You’re an adult, right?

  8. I think it really comes in handy for me during early morning traffic when I take my walk. Other than being chided for walking outside the lines of the crosswalk I appreciate the service. But that’s just me and my independent attitude. Thanks crossguards for a job that very few people appreciate but one that keeps us all safe!

  9. mel, if you were talking to me, that is two days after i first moved here. the place was still in a state of disruption. 8 years ago. haven’t changed much since then tho.

  10. This is what you bitch about? Someone working to help you stay safe? Seriously? Christ.

    right with you PK

  11. TEll me OB, or anyone else (except mumbling monty) Do crosswalk guards have to be selective over who they hold the sign up for in a crosswalk they are manning ?
    Are they hired to exclusively see that the children are able to cross safely ?
    I’ve never heard one way or another, but if they are there anyway, why not do the job they’ve been hired to do, for anyone who needs to cross the road

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