Second date. You tell me it is a physical necessity for you to fuck 30 minutes a day. Nice moves, dude. —Ohmygodmenaregross
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2016.
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This is standard with all cis-men (see how I did that?). It’s 60 minutes if you’re gay; only we don’t complain.
Why is it that feminists insist on 30 minutes of men bashing a day.
Better, why does The Coast believe it’s okay to post man-bashing bitches? Like I said in the previous “hash tag” post, if women were the topic, it wouldn’t see the light of day… fucking hypocritical! But as men, we will allow the other sexes to rant, ad nauseum. They will eventually fall asleep and it will be beer time…
“OMFG – that cute boy from the Varsity Swim Team invited me to a melon party!!!”
Buddy tries to give you a heads up and you’re offended?
Third date, you tell him it is a physical necessity for you to slap testicles for thirty minutes a day before any fucking.
Be thankful he was so upfront. A lot are not.
You know, sansdessein, ball slapping is a fetish…
Maybe take it as a compliment.
“This guy likes me enough already to tell me that he wants to fuck me every day for min 30 minutes. Hmm, do I like him that much…? Time will tell…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihu8_nbhw…
Like toe sucking Cubans? Is that what you mean Charles?
Toe suckers in general, yes. Lots of white folks like sucking toes too…
Don’t worry sweet tits, after a couple months the of that, you’d be lucky if he wants to spend 30mins a day in the same room as you.
Not all Cubans are of color my dear Charles, but it seems to me that a lot of Latin lovers have foot fetishes.
God damn the dating scene is dismal after 30 years of age.
Does his name start with S? I liken the dating scene after 30 to trying to find something good left on the easter candy shelf after it’s been on sale for a week. It’s technically POSSIBLE to find something good but you really have to look through all the shit that’s left over for it.