So I’m walking home from the pub with a slice and I see a group of shirtless guys, one of them carrying a 2×4 of wood, running down Inglis yelling “let’s fucking kill him”. They see me and head towards me but one of them yells “no, that’s not the guy”. I suppose it never occurred to the others that if I was going to square off with a bunch of drunk neanderthals, the best tactic probably wouldn’t be to put on my headphones and casually stroll towards them while eating pizza. Hopefully these guys ran into another like-minded group and kindly removed themselves from the gene-pool…
—Anton
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2009.
You should have waved your waved your pizza and their direction until you got their attention and then as you yell “fetch!” throw the pizza into the middle of the road.
Or ignored them, whichever works.
Wow. I’ve never encountered this kind of ridiculousness before. There’s really nothing you can do about behaviour like this except really gawk at their douchebagery and hope they get dumped by their girlfriends, Megan Fox style.
I’d just point down a random alley and yell, “he went that way!!”
Lol I like what jammie said that is ridiculous
The Soth End isn’t like it used to be, there seems to be a tide of scum spreading throughout the city.
We call them students. Its gotten worst over the past 20 years, especially between Dal and Jubilee.
This reminds me of the time some crazed dude broke down our front door while my mum and sister and I were watching SNL. We were stunned, when he stepped into the hall and said “Give me a gun – I’m going to kill him”. My sister was the hero. She calmly stated “But we don’t have a gun.” Buddy looked surprised (like all houses full of women have guns, what was wrong with us) and then left. No great harm done, and I got a good story out of it!
Soon the boob grabber will be out and looking for trouble.
Jammie – what would happen if some innocent guy happened to be down that alley?
I’d videotape the ensuing hilarity and post it on youtube.
haha cranky your so right!
it’s more like a tsunami of stupidity…
and people wonder why I don’t go out anymore.
Why not call the cops ?
cops would arrest him for having a few brew in his system and just wanting to get home. they’d just say, “oh well, you’re going in the tank for the night.” and probably eat the rest of his pizza.
Scary, haha.
… man oldhand, quit your commenting and show us your tits.
You would be disappointed. Maybe.
Depends on how sub A-cup and hairy works for you.
But NGF still has to go or he’ll surely get LTTWB shut down. Guaranteed.
Tits are tits, I’ll take ’em!
Meh, NGF is like a prickle in the behind of LTWWB. I haven’t posted here long but, he/she/it seems harmless, probably limited by the speeds on his/her/its mobility scooter. The sweeeet twat would be missed none the less.
It’s only been 13 hours.
13 too many ;D
lol
I slept a good 6 of them or so.
Dood 6 is not enough. You need a little more time than that away from this world. At least I do.
Oh I’ll help myself to a several hour nap this afternoon before Big Brother comes on. 🙂
Let us pray that you don’t actually watch BB and that was joke. If it wasn’t, then … that Rachel chick needs to leave stat. You know what you should be watching … ‘The Bad Girls Club’. Pure reality tv gold.
Nvm, I’m too bored to function right now.