So, I was out last night at a popular pub on Barrington st. The place was packed and the cover band was doing “Lit up” by Buckcherry. When it came time for the part: “I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine”, the guy on the far right would switch the word “cocaine” with “pussy”, and then he would look around at his band mates and smile like he was getting away with something in a room full of drunk people. Instead of it being cool and rocker-esque, it came across as lame and totally creeptastic.
I was stormin’ drunk and let me tell you, you weren’t getting away with anything dude. You have zero sex appeal, just stick to the lyrics next time, bud.

— eewwww

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7 Comments

  1. Out, hammered on a Sunday night.
    I’m sure you know what cool and rocker-esque are, by definition.

  2. To: zZz

    You’re right, staying sober on Sunday night so you can get a fresh start to the work week is EXACTLY what rock and roll is all about.

    Read the post, idiot, this happened on Saturday night.

  3. It was posted on Monday so when I got done reading, I forgot about the title.
    my bad.

    This is such a captivating post though, 3 comments an error and whatever this is classified as.

    let’s move on.

  4. Its “buckcherry” The band that brought you the lovely song “crazy bitch” Maybe you just don’t like pussy

  5. No, I definitely do love me some sweet gash.
    and I like the song “crazy bitch” but this dude was a moron. He had about as much sex appeal as Chad Kroeger, but i’m probably talking to someone who loves Nickelback or Theory of a Three Doors Grace…or any other lame band like that.

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