And the award for Un-Mother of the Year goes to… that loud mouth bitch at the mall Wednesday night who began screaming at her kid because he was fighting with his sister in the store. We heard you, and so did other customers, when you threatened to drag them out of the store if they didn’t cut it out, and when that didn’t work, you screamed you’re calling Santa and then proceeded to dial like a crazed lunatic. Mind you, it was entertaining to see how a horrible mother deals with misbehaving children, but witnessing both of your kids burst into tears and start crying when you said “Santa. Don’t bother coming. My kids don’t deserve any presents.” made us wonder if we should be calling social services, for God only knows how you treat those children at home. I hope Santa does come to your house and shoves a lump of coal down your throat. I’d suggest he shove it up your ass, but it might turn into a diamond for a bitch as wound up and tight as you. —Ho Ho Ho
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.
speaking to a fictitious person and making children cry….
mhmmm……
http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegro…
You think Social Services should be contacted because a mother of two bratty kids fake-dialed Santa and made them cry? Woah…
You are obviously not a parent yourself OP. On the other side of the coin though, some people are not fit for public display.
This is probably the same mother who told her children Santa wouldn’t come because the bus driver wouldn’t let her bring a Christmas tree on the bus!
please don’t show his picture zed, it creeps me out. ahh yes, mel, what a stellar display of parenthood
Stupid kids, everyone knows you can’t call Santa, you gotta write him a letter.
Well done Depeche Mel, I was thinking the same thing.
That’s not true Stephen, remember that show Santa Calls?!
Un-mother of the year?
AHAHA. No. That was fucking BRILLIANT.
I’d totally dial up santa and dime my kids out if they were being little shits. Damn, that’s something MY parents would’ve come up with and totally would’ve done if I wasn’t the little angel I was as a child. I knew better than to pull that kinda crap in public. Maybe these kids’ve learned their lesson too.
At least she dealt with it instead of letting the little fuckers get away with it.
And while we’re on the topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ
LMFAO “Tell Jimmy Kimmel to suck my balls” – For the win! I agree with P.K. – It’s innovative parenting, like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EdJ0tb4Gw
OP you clearly don’t have kids.
Fuck i don’t have kids either. And even i’m not as clueless as you.
that was great pk, i want to adopt the kid that just started eating the black banana. what a trooper
My bet is that OP has no children too..
And Mel also beat me to it. That woman sounded batshit crazy though, this mom sounds like a mom who doesn’t put up with shenanigans. Come on, what parent hasn’t pulled the “santa’s not coming” line. I mean what’s the point of lying to our kids if we’re not going to use it to our advantage?
Letting kids act up in public isn’t doing anyone any favors, especially said kids.
ya OP I think you over reacting. I am sure it wasn’t the mothers finest hour but it happens.
Are you fucking kidding us OB. What parent hasn’t used the “Behave or Santa won’t come” routine when kids act up?
OB, call social services next time. Also, get the plate number of the offending mother’s vehicle (if she even has one)….helps to file a case against her. Only bad parents have kids that act like the two you witnessed.
there o.p., you said it, ho, ho ho. that’s what she probly is and the cheques keep coming in anyway. how do you know she wasn’t a good mom, look at what you saw.
OP, you need to get a clue when it comes to Social Services. If you called them on something like that, you would be tearing this family apart….and at Christmas time, no less.
Calling Social Services on someone is NOT something for everyone to take lightly. They are essentially above our laws and deal with things as they see fit, definitely not always in a logical or fair way.
Permanent damage would be done to this family – not just to the parent.
And in this case, just because a mother decided to discipline her children in manner that you disagreed with and a not-so-private way – NOT a reason to call Social Services.
This stuff is hard to hear … makes me cringe and makes my heart hurt for the little people. That said, some parents have challenges dealing with the behaviour of their children at the best of times. I wouldn’t jump to the conclusion that she’s also physically abusive … just a stressed out mother looking for a way to get the things done that she needs to do at a hectic time of year and using an emotional scare tactic to get her kids to behave in public. Do I agree with how she handled it … nope … but I have kids and I know it’s not always sunshine and roses and we all make mistakes.
Next time … suggest a little 1-2-3 Magic … I’ve heard a lot of parents push this aside and say it’s crap, but when I talk to them it’s usually because they don’t follow through. But there are many others who have success … maybe the mama just needs suggestions like this and not social services breathing down her neck. If suggested, she may tell you to go fuck yourself and mind your business … and then again, maybe not.
http://www.parentmagic.com/
Parents need to learn how to be parents ffs, this woman was a complete bitch and anyone who thinks that what she did was o.k, is a fucking idiot.
Yes, I am a parent, I also worked in Early Childhood Education for 12 years, lying to your kids and threatening them never works.
You need to study and pass a test to drive, you go through an interview process to get a job, you have to be a certain age to drink or vote, but any fucking idiot can have kids, this is why that needs to change!
Obviously OB has never reared children of his/her own. Easy to sit on your high horse and give parenting advice when you have no kids of your own, you pompus ass! Try having 2 screaming brats at you 24 hours a day…my sister has a boy and a girl 6 and 7 and they are a HANDFUL. When I take them out, one runs in one direction, the other runs in the other, grabbing stuff from shelves. They are BAD! They don’t respond to “no” or “don’t” you have to threaten them with the consequences. If you don’t behave, I’m taking you home…. or santa’s not coming…or whatever works. Would you rather the mother ignored the kids and let them run through the store like crazed animals? Go babysit for a couple hours for multiple kids and you’ll see how quick you’ll be calling Santa yourself.
Absolutely, right on nf. Some kids always try to push the boundries and see what they can get away with. Showing kids that there are consequences for their actions is just one tool in keeping them in line. Santa’s the A-bomb of disciplinary weapons while they’re quite young anyway.
BTW, nice snatch no_fool, you’ll have to post your “clean and jerk” as well. I have worked a little bit with the free weights but nothing too serious.
my wife and I try our best to help our children understand what is expected of them in a store. but it didn’t start to make a difference until we started to pull the children out of the store if they didn’t listen.
imo, too many parents threaten their children but don’t make good with their threats.
Our threats are very mild ( we are leaving if you don’t listen) yet they work because we follow through with our threats.
the boy only had one big melt down, i carried him from the store and just left what i was doing. he knew i would follow through and if he was good he got to go everywhere