So you want to go out for lunch/dinner but you don’t want to listen to someone’s screaming kids in the restaurant. TIP: ask the server “Could you please seat us away from any children?” Works every time! Enjoy your meal in peace and save your ears.

Have you decided “waaaaAAAAHHHHHHH” you “WAAAAHHHH” to order?

This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2008.

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  1. its going to be fucking funny when your the one stuck with a screaming kid you ass hole

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