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I’m not the chauvinistic, macho, douche bag type, but when your best friend of several years decides to break an almost year long plan to get an apartment because his new lady friend of a whopping two weeks doesn’t like cats, the term “bros before hoes” suddenly becomes frighteningly more palatable. —R You a Nut?
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.
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Let’s just say that your bro prefers the non-felinious type of pussy and has chosen the 2 legged over the 4 legged variety.
OP, likely she spreads her legs for him……hell, maybe she just stays home all day with her legs in the air waiting for him to get home. Sounds like welfare in the making.
I’d say you dodged a bullet here OP. This lady friend would probably end up living there, rent free and you’d get some nice sounds to fall asleep to. But at least the place would have been cleaned regularly. Teeheee
Cool, The Crazy Not Cat Lady
Get used to it, boyo – it happens – some friends will entirely trade in their old life for their new one, depending on how much influence their sig other has over them and how new the relationship is. You need to go with a buddy who has a cool girlfriend who won’t get hung up if he takes off for an adventure.
that was funny smile and wave. your friend may escape the soulsucker before it’s too late op but it doesn’t look good
What kind of woman doesn’t like cats?! Sheesh. She’s a tard.
At least you’ve got your pussy, way more reliable and loving 😀
And that cat would’ve been ALL over her when she came over. Cats can sense when people don’t like them and just to be the jerks that they are (lolz) they pester them just for dirt.
My mom’s friend doesn’t like cats at all, but molly doesn’t care — molly doesn’t like anyone but me, but she’s all over that woman when she comes over. Heh heh heh.
i like your comment TTFN! and i agree-gree (:
two weeks? You dodged a bullet OP. You don’t want to live with someone like that, they don’t know the meaning of commitment. I know how you feel, it really sucks when you have plans to share a place with someone n then ur ass out.
I’ll say this though, cats are going to make it harder to find a room mate.
When the little head suddenly seems to do the thinking … can there truely be anything between the ears that’s capable of intelligent thought in the first place ?
lol More. As Robin Williams said: “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
OBs friend is ‘pussy struck’ – too bad 🙁